The Sibling Below Me...

[Griffin NoName]

The less tacky version. When I snap my fingers my butler appears with my bedtime cocoa.

TsBM has hung his head.

[Swatopluk]

Ye know, it got wet and the tumble drier had been taken to maintenance, so I had not much choice, if I wanted to get it dry in time.

The sibling below me will tell us the tale of the headless golfcartman.

[Opsa]

He ratted on Tiger Woods! 

The Sibling Below Me is dreaming of a Tiger Woods free Xmas.

[Swatopluk]

Who set the tiger free in the woods on Xmas? Somebody could get hurt!

The sibling below me is more in a lions and lambs in the meadow mood.

[Opsa]

If you mean as in "March comes in like a lion, goes out like a lamb", then yes. Yes, I am. Once the Yule season is over I'm ready to start spring. Alas, winter has only just begun.

The Sibling below Me is ready to start another season.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

What TV show are we talking about?

TSBM prefers seasonal food.

[pieces o nine]

And my favorite seasoning is cocoa.


TSBM has a world-renowned hot chocolate recipe.

[Swatopluk]

In the spirit of the holiday we cultists/cannibals sometimes replace the boiling oil or water with chocolate. The trick is to keep it from bumping. As you might know there are 6 different crystal structures chocolate can form. We use a layer system with plates of the different forms for the first filling of the cauldron (of course varied for the areas close to the walls) and strategically placed bars of pure cocoa butter as intermediate heat conductors. This guarantees the formation of controlled heat isles that slowly grow together until the whole mixture is liquid. Now the fire is slightly reduced and the surface area shortly stirred. The the victims (in larger cauldrons up to 4 but we rarely do more than 2) are lowered into the cauldron (hands tied with fat soluble bands) and the fire brought back to original strength. Feet struggles will provide for proper stirring near the bottom and after dissolution of the hand bands the same is true for the upper regions. The right choice of bands will get the upper stirring up at exactly the right moment, when the heat distribution gets critical. When the struggling gets visibly diminished the fire gets reduced again until it barely keeps the mixture liquid. Ready for serving.

The sibling below me did not expect that much details.

[Opsa]

Maybe not from anyone else, but you, dear Professor, are exceptional.

The Sibling Below Me is now imagining a cow being hurled over the castle wall.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Fliying cows are a seasonal occurence in tornado alley, as for the castle, are talking about the one making burgers?

TSBM sends his/her cows first class.

[pieces o nine]

I used to, but the postage got prohibitive.


TSBM makes his/her/its cattle pay their own way.

[Swatopluk]

Pave, not pay! You should see their snow stampedes.

The sibling below me is a Black Udder fan

[Griffin NoName]

At present I am udderwise engaged.

TsBM travels widderwise.

[Swatopluk]

Since I am a Widder (Aries), that was to be expected.

The sibling below me thinks that believers in astrology should be scorpioned and fed to scaled up fishes by a twin virgins.

[Opsa]

I'm a Taurus and can easily spot bull. Twin virgins are much more difficult for me to spot.

The Sibling Below Me has lost her/his spotted cow/bull.