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Started by DaveL, October 03, 2006, 11:59:29 AM

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Opsa

#2805
July 31, 2009, 06:30:59 PM
Modigliani was pretty awesome, from a pure design standpoint, anyway.

The Sibling Below Me would have posed nude for Modigliani, knowing what she/he knows today.

pieces o nine

#2806
August 01, 2009, 06:01:26 AM
Why not? He would have done justice to my swan-like neck.

And graciously not called undue attention to my webbed feet.



TSBM has always seen him-/her-/it-self as a heroic bronze sculpture.
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)

#2807
August 01, 2009, 06:03:18 AM
...of Jabba the Hutt.

TSBM needs a diet & exercise too.
Sibling Zono(trichia Capensis) aka anon1mat0 aka Nicolás.

PPPP: Politicians are Parasitic, Predatory and Perverse.

Swatopluk

#2808
August 01, 2009, 08:28:13 AM
20% weight loss (in nonessential parts ;)) would indeed be better for my general health.

The sibling below me runs a weight loss program for Sumo wrestlers.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)

#2809
August 01, 2009, 02:25:41 PM
Actually I've heard of the opposite.

TSBM follows the greco-roman diet.
Sibling Zono(trichia Capensis) aka anon1mat0 aka Nicolás.

PPPP: Politicians are Parasitic, Predatory and Perverse.

Swatopluk

#2810
August 02, 2009, 08:19:26 AM
No, I already said that I was against weight-loss by amputation

The sibling below me owns a Japanese golf club
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Pachyderm

#2811
August 02, 2009, 04:39:03 PM
Actually, no. I am the exception that proves the rule, a Scot who can't stand golf. I do have a golf club, but it does'nt have a head on it. It is very good for removing nettles and the like, though.



TSBM will reveal their favorite impromptu gardening implement.
Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum....

Swatopluk

#2812
August 02, 2009, 06:34:20 PM
You mean apart from the flamethrower and the daisy cutter?

The sibling below me thinks that the latter is to big for his/her garden.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

#2813
August 04, 2009, 03:45:48 PM
Not if it'll help clear away the mosquitoes. It's been a wet year and they're rampant.

The Sibling Below Me has a pet mosquito.

Swatopluk

#2814
August 04, 2009, 07:17:05 PM
No, a De Havilland Mosquito for short trips.

The sibling below me has a wooden horse
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

pieces o nine

#2815
August 04, 2009, 09:30:08 PM
Right. Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the horse, taking the French by surprise - not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!


TSBM feels happy.
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Opsa

#2816
August 05, 2009, 05:55:39 PM
Well, for the love o' Mike... I am happy!

I am happy to be here with you. I am happy that Mr. Former President went and made nice with Kim Jong II in North Korea, gave us a shred of hope for peace, and got the two journalists back home safely. I am happy it may rain today. I am happy the Opsalette is off for a sleepover with her best friend. I am happy to be eating leftover ziti with pesto. Somebody slap me.

The Sibling Below Me is slap happy.

Tigger_the_Wing

#2817
August 08, 2009, 06:19:53 AM
Ouch. Grin.   :mrgreen:

TSBM likes to squirt oranges...
Send me home to Ireland

Aggie

#2818
August 08, 2009, 07:04:03 AM
Not quite, but I use a 2 gallon sprayer on the kumquat, mango and jackfruit trees. ;D


TSBM tinkles on the periwinkles.
WWDDD?

Opsa

#2819
August 08, 2009, 05:53:26 PM
Well, only once when I thought no-one was looking, and there you went and put it all over YouTube!

The Sibling Below Me is the Achilles of the Tiger lilies.
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