The Sibling Below Me...

[The Meromorph]

Je suis desolee! J'ai demander a achete le 'Clean Coal', et cette 'Clean Coal' est tout 'grimy'!

The Sibling below me just said "Whatever!".

[Swatopluk]

What did you say? I was just listening to the Clean Coal Carolers.

Kittens give the sibling below me gases

[Aphos]

Kittens do cause me to experience excessive sneezing, so I guess you could say the give me gases.


The sibling below me has an unusual opinion of kittens.

[Swatopluk]

I see a connection between kittens and Tor Johnson.

Does the sibling below me know that connection?

[Opsa]

Erm, they're both cuddly and have a vacant look in their eye?

The Sibling Below Me went to the Tor Johnson School of Acting.

[Swatopluk]

They now specialize in silent movies and plays with all action taking place in the dark
(btw, the connection is that Bela Lugosi claims Tor to be 'harmless as a kitten' in Bride of the Monster. Some claim that he actually says 'kitchen' but I can not corroborate that).

The sibling below me speaks with a strong Hungarian accent when confronted with pale people.

[Opsa]

Ja, vhen I look at myzelv in za mirhor I gan bayhly unnershtant myzelf!

The Sibling Below Me can roll her/his eyes back into his/her head.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

It used to be on select occasions but 8 years of practice made it easier.

TSBM was properly conditioned about rolling his/her eyes at home when (s)he was a teenager.

[Swatopluk]

Playing marbles in a family of blind people (h/t Gary Larson)

The sibling below me has lost his/her marbles

[Griffin NoName]

I haven't. They are in a jar by my bedside, handy for stretching shoes.

TsBM still hasn't got the hang of why it has to be TsBM rather than TSBM.

[Swatopluk]

Well, it beats ICBM, YMCA and  PNAC

The sibling below me will define those acronyms

[Aphos]

It Can't Be Monday,  whY Make Canadians Angry, and Purple Naked Animal Crackers.


The sibling below me knows the TRUE meaning of Xmas.

[Swatopluk]

You all will see it when Robot Santa comes to town.

The sibling below me prefers the Chanukka Zombie

[Griffin NoName]

I like making the Chanukah Zombie spin........

TsBM is a right pain.

[Opsa]

No, I am a left pain. And only to right-wingers.

The Sibling Below Me straddles two dimensions.