The Sibling Below Me...

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

I find that rather offensive!  Deeply so!

The sibling below me prefers to cut their meat with their left hand, so as to be able to take the bite with the fork in the right that much faster.*


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* insisted on this method as a kid, saw nothing wrong with learning to cut with the left. Quite logical to a small child's mind. <grin>

[The Meromorph]

No, like all civilised people, I cut my meat with my knife in my right hand and take a bite from the fork in my left hand...
Bloody colonials!

The sibling below me is gobsmacked to discover that most people eat with two hands...

[Sibling Kephra (Tansy)]

Ha!  Not I!  They're tied behind my back for a reason, me bucko.

The sibling below me has napkins for me...

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Yes, I do.  Cheaper than a roll of paper towels (the way I use'em).  I also save any extras I get at the fast-food places. Hate wastage.

The sibling below me also hates to waste stuff, and has been known to save a toothpick, because only one end was used - the other end was still good.

[DaveL]

Too right I do, that tooth pick was once a tree. Just think when we are all sitting around trying to blame someone for the greenhouse effect, we can all blame 'the people that make tooth picks'

They will be first up against the wall when the revolution comes.  (humbly of course

The person below me thinks that the Greenhouse effect will be beneficial for growing tropical fruits in their garden.

[Swatopluk]

I went banananananana long ago, so I want to grow them too!

The sibling below me is a (humble) molester of coconuts

[Black Bart]

Kid Creole and the Coconuts! OOOOH those Coconuts!

The sibling below me is watching illicit movies in the vestibule!

[Swatopluk]

No, I do that in the privacy of the broom cabinet.
Btw, do you mean illegally copied movies or films of embarassing content?

The sibling below me owns a copy of Where the wild creek runs through the panties *

* _{That is actually the literal translation of an actual German movie title (sounds even more ridiculous in the original)}

[DaveL]

Yes, I bought it just for the wacky translation.

The Sibling below me does wacky video self-confessions on YouTube.

[Opsa]

I must confess I do, but only in wacky German.

The sibling below me just wacked his/her knee against the chair.

[Aphos]

That's what I get for practicing hurdles in the living room.

The sibling below me just super-glued his finger to his nose.

[The Meromorph]

Again! Not as bad as when I went to the bathroom after a glueing session and inadvertently - Never Mind!


The sibling below me won't stop laughing maniacally for several days...

[Swatopluk]

O I do that anyway. Btw, who padded the walls and why is the door locked?

The sibling below me dates a Shoggoth on Thurdays.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

I sort of feel bad for the old boy. Pustules and temporary eyes sort of prevent most girls from dating him, though he knows we're just buddies.


The sibling below me belongs to the CCA, Cthulhu Cultists Anonymous.

[Sibling Kephra (Tansy)]

And Halloween was GLORIOUS!  BWAHAHAHAHA!

The Sibling below me has an upset tummy from watching my antics from afar...