The Last Post Game!!!!

[Swatopluk]

both in political and meteorological weather/climate, I presume.

Last _{wait until His Orangeness blames the cold weather on Greenland and uses it as a pretense for invasion} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I'm south enough so while there was a lot of whining about the weather I enjoyed the cool breeze.

Last _{up north things are a bit different} Post

[Swatopluk]

Maybe BP's walrus protection program for the Gulf of Mexico will come in handy after all.

Last _{Are there walruses in the Gulf of Carpentaria? If not, there should be} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Ohhh... Yellow Submarine was a documentary..?

Last _{I am the walrus} Post 

[Swatopluk]

Don't know whether I am the carpenter but I'm definitely not the oysters.
...or into oysters for that matter


Last _{Maybe the car painter instead} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Being into oysters....

Last _{that sounds... interesting...} Post

[Swatopluk]

Cue infamous snails vs. oysters scene from Spartacus (Kubrick)

Last _{for the younger generation: eggplant vs. peach} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Last _{I met a girl called Peaches...} Post

[Swatopluk]

Over here it's less common to name girls after fruit.
And flower names have gone out of fashion too

Last _{There was a doctor* in the US once who called his three sons Meningitis, Pneumonitis and Gastritis and got away with it} Post

*of Greek origin I guess

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Last _{fruity names are for dancers...} Post

[Swatopluk]

That's bananas! Are you a fruitcake?
Banana dances are low culture, flower waltzes high.

Last _{although banana dancers are often high. It's a symptom} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

High or drunk, certainly.

Last _{but then again, you don't want them sober} Post

[Swatopluk]

There must be a sweet spot (outside the fruit).
At what level of (non-royal) highness and inebrity are they most tolerable

Last _{should they be obligated to use auto-injectors to keep at that level?} Post