The Last Post Game!!!!

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

That's hilarious!

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[Swatopluk]

Last _{nothing really to say just take} Post

[Aphos]

Last _{all quiet on the front, too} Post

[Swatopluk]

Time for entertainment behind it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4_PWKOCz0U

Last _{quite old but still a hit} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

You made me think of Indiana Jones.

Last _{Han shot first} Post

[Swatopluk]

There are a few differences:
1) Arabs can be gunned down without qualms*
2) There is a prejudice against gunning down good-looking females in this kind of film**
3) The soundtrack alone should provide sufficient plot armor***

Last _{and he should simply have offered Indy an anti-diuretic} Post

*in particular with smokeless gunpowder (lame pun: Qualm in German means thick smoke)
**survival depends on being genre-savvy
***the guy should have brought a (bullet-proof) grammophone

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

***the guy should have brought a (bullet-proof) grammophone

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Hey, she can be shot but for sure the swords would take the heat!

Last _{you are totally right on the tropes} Post

[Swatopluk]

Now look how amateurish this looks in comparison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ob0nRhSKAw

I would have expected better from the Mariinsky.

Last _{I wonder, whether the composer saw much better on location when he worked on the piece} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

You don't mess with the Cossacks!

Last _{specially if those are critical for the soviet mythology} Post

[Swatopluk]

Not just Soviet. Siberia was what "The West" was for Murica, and Cossacks were the "pioneers".
The Tartars were the Indians.

Last _{and in old US movies Tartar/Mongol extras were traditionally played by American Indians} Post


as for not messing: Their tongues were as sharp as their shashkas:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks

[Griffin]

I have nothing to add.

Last _Pointless Last Post

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pointless
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1509677/

[Swatopluk]

Then you could multiply (without having to go forth).

Last _{no need to subtract, and the world is divided enough already} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I have a radical proposition:

Last _{square it!} Post

[Swatopluk]

But always taking the square-cube law into account

Last _{but I keep hearing that being square is not hip} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Last _{hips should be rounded} Post