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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I have hidden the axes on  a secret place...

I just hope the dwarves don't search in the broom closet...


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[Pachyderm]

I went to look in the dungeon, after searching the broom cupboard. the axes weren't there, but there were squidling tracks everywhere, and a well used oilstone. Better be careful for a while....

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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

The squidling know a lot of things...

Way too many actually...


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[Swatopluk]

Someone seems to have forgotten that I am the mad axe wielder here.
Currently trying to distill the essence of axes in order to infuse it into a specially forged* one
It will probably have a bit of a Jekyll&Hyde nature, turning into the Axe of Evil on occasion.
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*but it's cerifiably genuine

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

WIll the presence of spammers cause the ax to become the Ax of Evil?


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[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Can we have little axes to put into our drinks instead of those little umbrellas?


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[Swatopluk]

Or a cocktail naginata.
Btw, was that an allusion to Der Schuh des Manitu?

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Make ax shaped cocktail glasses

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[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Drinking and striking could also work with little hammer-and-sickle cocktail glasses.

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

And drink Russian, I mean Soviet vodka?

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[Swatopluk]

The Austrian flag still shows hammer and sickle.

http://www.flaggen-server.de/europa2/oesterreich_g_coa.gif
Austria is traditionally brown not red
And that eagle looks quite drunk too

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[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

That's one bird I wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley.

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Interesting...

While at first sight this might lead to an association with the communist Hammer and Sickle, the added symbol of the golden mural crown on the head of the eagle makes it clear that these three merely represent the unity of the three "classes" (workers, peasants and the bourgeois class) in the republic

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[Griffin NoName]

Out with crowns.

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[beagle]

Did you listen to Melvyn Bragg on the Divine Right of kings on R4 this morning?
Worth a listen.

Perhaps he'll do the Divine Right of Commissioners next week.


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