The Last Post Game!!!!

[Swatopluk]

Let's empty some Klein bottles on that.

Last _{reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Without alcohol things get unreal.

Last _{OH, OH, OH!} Post

[Swatopluk]

But only if the OH is organically attached.

Last _{high on droxy} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I remember hearing that certain activities would get you blind.

Last _{it turned out to be only methanol} Post

[Griffin]

Pigs in Space!

Last _{just felt like saying that even though this isn't the last phrase thread} Post

[Swatopluk]

I wonder why we went from dogs to apes to humans while leaving the pigs out of the sequnce of sending living things into space.

Last _{at least we would have gotten a roast out of it should something go wrong as happened with Leika} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Pigs are heavy.

Last _{and while way smarter than dogs not as trainable} Post

[Swatopluk]

Pigs come in many sizes. And at the time the animals were just (soon to be) dead weight on top of the rockets anyway, so no need for training.

Missed opportunity to play three little piglets in space too. Send them up in one rocket and the wolf in another. Then do a coupling.

Last _{Let's see which side will open the connecting hatch out of curiosity and what will follow there in zero gravity} Post

[Griffin]

The wolf would blow the pigs spaceship down, whatever it was made of, back to earth perhaps.

Last _{you can't have your pigs and eat them} Post

[Swatopluk]

He would have to be full of gas to blow anything down in space.

Last _{and Newton's Third Law would blow him up in reaction} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Wolf 359 can be quite explosive.

Last _{red dwarfs tend to do that} Post

[Swatopluk]

It's a stereotype that dwarfs/dwarves are good with mines.

Last _{the Tolkienian plural is the better one} Post

[Griffin]

One would never say elfs. More than one elf is elves. So Tolkien was just following nomal speech.

Last _{Are dwarves good with fracking?} Post

[Swatopluk]

I guess they do it with more traditional tools not injection of chemicals.

Last _{crackin that problem by smacking it} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Last _{fracturing rocks one at a time} Post