The Last Post Game!!!!

[Swatopluk]

That would be useful in any case. My sinuses* are in on the conspiracy to kill me.

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*I am a bit ambiguous, whether that is the correct plural form

[Griffin NoName]

Correct plural.

The pluralist society awaits you.

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[Swatopluk]

Let's build a plurocracy

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

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[Swatopluk]

And worship the Liopleurodon?

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

And advancement from those who worship mosasaurs?

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[Swatopluk]

You too will bow before Offler!!!

And verily shall he bellow forth the ten sacred names of the forbidden dawn ...
I tell a lie ... the NINE sacred names of the forbidden dawn!

Then shall he stride forth, and many shall be the number of his stridings.
Full across the Disc shall he stride.
And those who gaze upon him shall say, "Look -- it is Offler, and he strideth!"
From this day forth, ask theyselves, sinners! Ask!
"Offler strideth, but does he stride for me?"

Or will you too be cast aside into the great big nasty pit, where there shall be a wailing and a gnash of teeth ...
and if you haven't got teeth then teeth will be provided, oh yes indeed.

Black! Black shall be the blood upon his hands!
And large! Large great piercing things shall be upon his head!
And he shall pierceth them who holdeth his name in vain.
"Lo -- we are pierceth," they shall cry. "Ouch! That really hurt!"
Yet it shall avail them nothing, for the piercings shall be many!

Ooooh woe to thee, the pierc-ed!
Woe to thee who turn from Offler!
Woe to those whose unmentionable areas shall feel the prod of those nasty, pointed horns!

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I imagine he was sleeping the last time I doubted and asked to be stricken by lightning.

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[Griffin NoName]

I  thought it was the Minotaur who slept.

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[Swatopluk]

I thought that guy way one of those with eternal sleep problems.

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[Griffin NoName]

Is an eternal sleep problem being asleep for ever or being awake for ever?

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[roystonoboogie]

Eternal sleep being a problem in a finite, time-bounded universe.

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[Swatopluk]

As long as we do not know for sure that time is limited in the future, eternal is still possible.

As for the sleeping problem, it could mean both but I was thinking of never sleeping in that case.

What about the case of a multiheaded creature? Is it asleep only if all the heads are asleep.

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[Griffin NoName]

Many heads make light work.

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Interestingly in nature most creatures with the exception of terrestrial mammals, sleep with one hemisphere at a time.

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