The Last Post Game!!!!

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

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[Griffin NoName]

Maybe it's like that joke: pardon me boss, is this the cat who chewed your new shoes?

Sung to tune of "Chattanooga Choo Choo" - the joke is very long so have only supplied the punch line.

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[Swatopluk]

a bit too far off for a simple Mondegreen

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[roystonoboogie]

Excuse me while I kiss this guy
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[Swatopluk]

Well, where's the problem there?

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[Griffin NoName]

Not as bad as a mumpsimus.

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[Swatopluk]

is mumpsire to spread or to get infected with Mumps?

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[roystonoboogie]

It's a portmanteau of Mum and umpire - caregiver and referee.

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[Griffin NoName]

It's ebola we should be worrying about.

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[Swatopluk]

A bleeding nuisance no doubt

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[Griffin NoName]

Who said sick jokes were allowed? RULES

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[Swatopluk]

We have a smiley for that

Hm, there is a German town named Laboe, an anagram of ebola. No cases there yet (that I know of). The town is primarily know for its connection to the navy, Uboats in particular.

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[Griffin NoName]

There is a suspected case in Canada, but maybe not a submariner.

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[Swatopluk]

I prefer a bola to ebola

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[Griffin NoName]

Preference doesn't really come into it. Epidemics halt for no one.

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