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[Swatopluk]

Could  someone please help me get to Rio de Arachnero for the Carnival in time?

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02513/smiley-spider_2513513k.jpg

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[Aphos]

Looks like he's wearing a voodoo witch doctor's mask.

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[Swatopluk]

and fancy spectacles

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

It's a spectacle in it self.

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[Swatopluk]

This is Moses speaking having come down from the big net of the Lord of Spiders (not of Flies!!!)

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

It was the desert and for sure there are plenty of spiders.

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[Aphos]

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[Swatopluk]

I hear, tarantulas and bird spiders are considered a delicacy in some parts of the world

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Camel spiders look meaty.

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[Swatopluk]

Better go for aquatic arthropodes.

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[Griffin NoName]

How do you bone a kipper?

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[Swatopluk]

In German not at all since fishbones are not Knochen (bones) but Gräten and a Kipper is type of lorry

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Like the cancelled Kliper?

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[Swatopluk]

No, a dump truck.

Not to be confused with a Trump duck* or a druck drum

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[Aphos]

What about a drunk tuck, given by an inebriated plastic surgeon?

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