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[Sibling DavidH]

It's got pig's feet.  You can see them clearly.

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[Swatopluk]

The Wolfschwein relates to the Schwein(e)hund like the mule to the hinny (Maulesel zu Maultier)
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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I have the feeling it isn't as tasty.

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[Swatopluk]

Mules are legendary for their toughness both  in character and meat.

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[Aggie]

Me neither - I've eaten bears but no lions and tigers or wolves.


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[Swatopluk]

Naked molerats would have the advantage of no need for skinning I presume. And since they are not what most people consider charismatic megafauna they probably don't have a strong lobby.

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[Pachyderm]

I now have visions of a waiter, bearing a silver platter, and dramatically lifting the cover (to an appropriate noise-Tahh-Dahh!) and revealing a roasted Naked Mole Rat, resplendent on a bed of salad, with a grape in it's mouth....



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[Swatopluk]

In most such scenes it's the guest's pet (s)he* made such a fuss about earlier.

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*more often female than male

[Sibling DavidH]

 Guest: "Oh, my Darling Moley, what has the nasty man done to you?"
Waiter: "Fried him, Madam."

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[Swatopluk]

And then there is the sad fate of the poodles and their onwer in Theatre of Blood

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[Darlica]

No small pets barbecue with in the Monastery ground please...

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[Pachyderm]

*Ahem*

"Oh, look Darli, something you would find terribly interesting is occuring, just over there.."

*clatter of collapsing barbeque*

"Are the Squidlings wearing armour this season?"


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[Darlica]

"Are the Squidlings wearing armour this season?"

Yes, in fact they are, and they are handing out melee weapons to all critters under the weight of 35 kg...

See, that's what happen when you are talking about exotic cooking.

Oh great, now we have centurion of small dogs with shields and pikes in a turtle formation by the gates...

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[Swatopluk]

In case of doubts let all the shoggoths loose!

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

The shotguns?

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