The Last Post Game!!!!

[Swatopluk]

"We expect you not to read the books on this list until the start of the new trimester!"

Last _{Oder ein Atheist. Wir schlügen die Pfaffen aufs Maul, ließen das Buch durch den Schinder verbrennen und so gings reißend ab.*} Post

*Friedrich Schiller, Die Räuber

[Sibling DavidH]

Last _{Schiller was a boring twit} post

[Swatopluk]

At least, if one has to read him at school and the most boring pieces of his are chosen by default and treated in the least appealing way possible. At his time he was considered a dangerous revolutionary.

Last _{I think Goethe is worse} Post

[Sibling DavidH]

Well, bully for you, Swato!  You don't often hear people admit that.  But for myself, I do like the early SuD Goethe, whereas I don't know of any Schiller that I really enjoy.

Last _{tell none but the wise} post

[Swatopluk]

Do you now the Leichenfantasie (attributed to Schiller) 

Last _{contender for worst poem in German literature} Post

I agree that the early Goethe is more agreeable

[Sibling DavidH]

No, I don't.  Sounds like I shouldn't bother.
Last _{you resemble the spirit, which you comprehend - not me} post

[Swatopluk]

Here's a link nonetheless.
http://de.wikisource.org/wiki/Eine_Leichenfantasie

Last _{either no spellcheck was used by the one typing it or old Friedrich used a strange type of orthography} Post

[Sibling DavidH]

Thanks, Swato!  Indeed, the spelling is not just C18, it is totally WEIRD!   

Last _{OMFSM that's the worst poem I've ever read} post

[Swatopluk]

Maybe thew Vogons are actually the fourth worst poets in the universe (or Paul Neil Milne Johnson was a reincarnation).

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[Griffin NoName]

Last _{is the LPWB dead?} Post

[Swatopluk]

Well, to qualify for the current LPWB word status one has to be old, so death might be near.

Hint rehash:
Hardest of sciences as applied by one of our siblings or on repeated doings of Britney Spears
Better late than never
Used by the Queen as self-description in The Uncommon Reader
Call of surprise about application of above mentioned science to paranormal phenomena

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[Swatopluk]

Taking the Last Post from myself to bring you these news:

Swordfish attack Angola oil pipeline
http://af.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idAFTRE6113BU20100202
And no, it's not about British torpedo biplanes

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

A flexible tube that looked like a morsel?

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[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

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[Aggie]

Well, if you're going to abrupt about it, I might as well take the

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back for safekeeping.