The Last Post Game!!!!

[Aggie]

No no... you actually had the compound, but with the words in reverse order.


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[Swatopluk]

http://bilder.buecher.de/produkte/07/07492/07492934n.jpg
There is this educated book Historia naturalis vaporum (ex humane corpore effluentium)
aka the natzral history of farting

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*first cousin of Sindbad I presume

guanoskies shitwhite raincrap craprain

[Aggie]

Well, now you've both got it backwards. Just describe the meteorological event in terms of the scat, not the scat in terms of the meteorological event.


The last guess is actually the closest but the expletive is not strong enough.


Last _{hurry, hurry - we've talked enough shit for the entire decade in the last few pages} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

shitrain

s h i t r a i n

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[Swatopluk]

Why did I leave that single combination out?
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[Aggie]

OK, glad we successfully passed that one.


Last _cathartic Post

[Swatopluk]

So, now we are at the other end with a catarrh?


http://thomas.is-ac.de/blog/pictures/trampeltier1.jpg
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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Ok, just sent the new word to Griffin. It is claimed to be universal.

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[Swatopluk]

One thing is sure, it's not health care.
Laws of nature, maybe.
stupidity, hydrogen, music, god, love, faith, hope, the universe itself, greed, DNA/RNA, a very short poem?

The Last Post?

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Think of a meeting, two parts coming together if you will.

Last _{cluing this one is harder than I thought} Post

[Swatopluk]

USB stick?

Last Post

Something funny

Apple und Birnen

Ein Südafrikaner hat mit einem interessanten Wettlauf auf die langsame DSL-Leitung seines Internetproviders hingewiesen. Er schickte eine Speicherkarte mit 4 GB Daten per Brieftaube über eine Distanz von 85 Kilometern, während er parallel dazu dieselbe Datenmenge per Internet verschickte. Das Resultat: Die Daten per Taube waren schneller.

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes.

Wie Versuchsleiter Kevin Rolfe der südafrikanischen Nachrichtenagentur SAPA anvertraute, dauerte die Übertragung per FTP ...

... File Transfer Pigeon ...

... zwei Stunden und sieben Minuten. Toll.

Wenn es ihm gelingt, Kolibris zu dressieren, kann er damit in ein paar Jahren auf LAN-Partys lagfrei Counterstrike zocken.

Zum Vergleich: Über DSL hätte die Übertragung zwei Tage gedauert. Das hat die Redaktion endgültig überzeugt.

Schandmännchen wird umgehend auf Datenübertragung per Taube umsteigen.

Sobald Symantec die Virendefinition für H5N1 zum Download bereit stellt.

(sb)

A South African conducted an interesting race to point out the slow DSL connection of his internet provider. He sent a 4GB memory card over a distance of 85 km by carrier pigeon while he sent the same information by internet. Result: the pigeon was faster. As the supervisor of the experiment, Kevin Rolfe told the news agency SAPA, the transfer by FTP (file transfer pigeon) took 2 hours and 7 minutes. For comparision: the transfer by DSL would have taken 2 days.

(I did not translate the jokes in between)

[Griffin NoName]

The new word is in play.

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[Swatopluk]

Is it the handshake as a peace sign this time, if it not the USB cable or stick?


http://www.tiergaerten.de/tiergaerten-pics/erfurt/Trampeltier-Anlage.jpg

Last _bridge Post

[Aggie]

Attraction, gravity, electrostatic force, magnetism, friction?



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[Swatopluk]

nuclear fusion, solding, welding, riveting, collision, collusion, litigation, ligands?
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