The unlikely headline game

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

OMG! I just realized of the mistake.

Yes, knives, knives out, out nights, with knives...
 

[Swatopluk]

knave with knife navel gazing in nave of navy chapel

[Griffin]

Long Knights of the Long Nights long for Long Beanstalks. Probably.

[Swatopluk]

A woman's nut allergy was triggered after sex
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/family-and-relationships/general/diagnostic-dilemma-a-woman-s-nut-allergy-was-triggered-after-sex/ar-AA1xb2no?apiversion=v2&noservercache=1&domshim=1&renderwebcomponents=1&wcseo=1&batchservertelemetry=1&noservertelemetry=1

[Swatopluk]

Trump demands WHO being renamed before US exit
The White House has sent an official demand to the WHO to change its name to
WHACK (World Health Aid Conspiracy Komintern) before the US leaves the organisation.
"It it essential that the president can claim that the US are truly and finally out of WHACK."

[Swatopluk]

Fossilized Fish Vomit Declared National Treasure In Denmark
https://www.forbes.com/sites/amandakooser/2025/01/29/fossilized-fish-vomit-declared-national-treasure-in-denmark/

[Griffin]

Fossilized Fish Vomit Declared National Treasure In Denmark
https://www.forbes.com/sites/amandakooser/2025/01/29/fossilized-fish-vomit-declared-national-treasure-in-denmark/

Do they have any Toadfish vomit? Perhaps we could donate if not.

[Swatopluk]

New executive order: Historians have to change their given names
Since it is only proper that history is written only by the victors, all historians have to change their given name to Victor or have to add it as a second name

[Griffin]

Surely history should be written only by impartial observers? Although naming themselves after that seems a bit of a mouthful.

[Swatopluk]

Just wait until a candidate legally changes his name to No One in order to be above the law.

[Griffin]

 

Trump has managed that without changing his name.

[Swatopluk]

Pope dies after visit by US vice president
Devil denies any involvement. "Hell still has SOME standards!"

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

JD Vance murdered the Pope. Either:

• Vance poisoned him.
• Vance annoyed him so much that he had a stroke.
• He was informed that Vance converted to Catholicism and he died of sadness.

[Swatopluk]

Looking at this image, frighten to death seems plausible.
Demon pays visit to holy hermit.



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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Now we know to fear yellow ties.