The Continuous Briny Fable

[Bruder Cuzzen]

...feather bed and pillows reminded Gilbert of his mom and hatchlings ....zzzzzzzz....Suddenly ! Gilbert was aroused ...from his slumber...he crept about cautiously...got good hold of his wee wood...den club...and...

[Tanguerra]

took his turn at mini-golf, which had been set up on board the ship to keep the swabs from each other's throats during periods of being becalmed.

'Tol you he were a French Spy!" said Seaman Bank. "Look how he holds his club. Be in the wrong hand...er... wing..."

"Quack!" said Gilbert, although meaning "Fore!" and struck the mini golf ball a mighty blow.

This turned out to be unfortunate, because...

[DaveL]

...standing 200 metres away in direct trajectory with the ball was the bald bulbous, round head on none other than...

[Griffin NoName]

.... Neptune Bigfeet, the doziest pirate of the lot, with his spherical...............

[Bruder Cuzzen]

...codpiece could not protect him from the force of the blow...Bigfeet doubled over , sang softy for his mother ,  or was it grandmother ?, or someones esles' mother...? the author couldn't make it out since it was some distance away ! Gilbert quickly threw the club to seaman Stanes who ...

[DaveL]

...helped Neptune to his (big) feet.

'Awfully sorry old chap. Oi didn't mean to hit you in the ba--'

[Griffin NoName]

.... in the back entrance to The Admiral Benbow. I saves that sort of behaviour for less savory places like ....................

[DaveL]

...on board me ship, which is a vessel of despair and lonliness.

Neptune Bigfeet, was a strange character who wandered the worlds golf courses, looking for...

[Griffin NoName]

........bags of.........

[DaveL]

...dung used as fertiliser. The minute the golf ball struck him, he was busy with his arms inside a big bag of...

[Griffin NoName]

....popcorn which he'd found underneath a bunker when peeping at........

[DaveL]

...the golf course manure storage bin.

Of course Neptune has a brilliant plan. He had dream of harnessing biogas, to power entire townships and golfcourses from the droppings of cloven animals.

To get enough biofuel, Neptune spent his days in cattle pens, with a collecting bucket, which he placed up against...

[Griffin NoName]

....the rear auxilliary exit........

[DaveL]

...of the cows bu...

[Griffin NoName]

.......buckets of mashed fodder. Unfortunately, the buckets were badly designed, having one rear auxilliary exit too many, which left the cows unsatisfied by the......