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The Continuous Briny Fable

Started by DaveL, October 02, 2006, 07:22:09 AM

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Calico Jack

#120
November 07, 2006, 12:54:01 PM
...cat's tail. The poor thing was beside herself with pain and anger and promptly lept on me Cabin Boy and clawed is....
Today everything is different; there's no action, have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food, right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody, get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

Black Bart

#121
November 07, 2006, 01:04:19 PM
...copy of 'From Cabin Boy to Captain' (subtitled '15 years before the Stew Pot') the autobiography of Black Bart just published by 'Ladybird Look and Learn Books'. The cat had ripped out half a page and the cabin boy looked in dismay as the sentence now read: 'For the first 4 years Bart always had a very sore...' 
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

DaveL

#122
November 08, 2006, 10:20:09 AM
...parrot who always squwarked when Bart...
Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

Black Bart

#123
November 08, 2006, 01:09:10 PM
...attempted to sneak up behind Pirgella to give her a...
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Griffin NoName

#124
November 09, 2006, 02:39:28 AM
....bottle of Blackberry Drink for Turnip Diet. Very Calming. You've never had it so good. For Bart was a considerate and kindly soul and couldn't bear the sight of......
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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Aphos

#125
November 09, 2006, 04:57:51 AM
...cats chasing mice on the gun deck so he...
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

DaveL

#126
November 09, 2006, 08:51:34 AM
...ran head long towards Pirgella, burying his head between her two wobbling...
Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

Black Bart

#127
November 09, 2006, 02:27:01 PM
...hand maids that Pirgella had recruited to help carry her cullinary wares, and also to help her beat the living daylights out of Dave L if ever she caught up with him. The hefty maidens shoved Bart backwards who stumbled awkwardly crushing several mice before he stuck out a hand and grabbed hold of Big Ron's...
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Griffin NoName

#128
November 10, 2006, 01:17:55 AM Last Edit: November 10, 2006, 01:19:38 AM by NoName
....bottle of Blackberry Drink for Turnip Diet. Very Calming. You've never had it so good wot DaveL ad given im last time e fell over a cat (possibly Tiddles). Bart glugged it down and within moments was rolling on the floor frothing at the mouth and grasping is.......
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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Aphos

#129
November 10, 2006, 05:08:53 AM
...nose since he had smashed it on the floor.  One of Pirgella's maids started screaming because a mouse had run up her...
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

DaveL

#130
November 10, 2006, 09:45:23 AM
...culinary wares...
Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

The Black Spot

#131
November 10, 2006, 01:30:58 PM
...and had got its tail stuck in...

Black Bart

#132
November 10, 2006, 04:15:45 PM
...the Big lass's underwear. There was but one way to save the lady from further distress...Big Ron lept up and ripped off her...
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Griffin NoName

#133
November 12, 2006, 06:07:23 AM
.....fantastically valuable pearl necklace. Sure enough she was so shocked she forgot all about everything that had happened up until the moment she felt that huge hairy hand round her.....
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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Aphos

#134
November 12, 2006, 05:19:20 PM
...family jewels (for the necklace had belonged to her mother.)  She was so mad, she kicked Big Ron in right in the...
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--
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