Two word story

[Sibling DavidH]

Chapter Life, Universe and Everything minus 11
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Seriously annoyed polar bears fell off the bandwagon while playing cat and hurt their very sensitive polar plexuses. White fur turned green as malachite but remained attached to the inner dorsal fin of the mustard sharks which left no other choice but to cook the books. Barbara Seville hung upside-down, entering figures into Emilio's leather register while considering the option of moving to Alaska. But after Ta'anit Esther was Barmitzvahed and consequently grew up that decision proved unrealistic and she moved to the Kuriles and denounced "Sister Sarah", doyenne of insipid and middle class potato growers, as a vapid jumped-up pizza trollop. Her blind brother was shocked when his eyes suddenly evolved. His creationist mind didn't. But the nattering nabob that hid His Nibs inside his voluminous kaftan continued to agitate the deuce out of his very copious aunt sally.  Emilio and Klytemnestra Medusadottir sashayed forth in their quixotic, lackadaisical boots.

There by the blue bayou, pink flamingoes with green leg warmers browned their chapped claws with lanolin and broiled their raw bat wings in soya. Soporific vapours sent them to the Saint Elvis Memorial Kkazi where they voided their machine washable bowels onto velour hatstands already floating on a sea of glutinous brown Jello.

The resulting extremely foul, nauseating excretion mountain reaching up into cerulean scattered clouds of pure yet disgusting fluff, spread all over Ulaanbaatar's cinema blocking all view of the isles. Nonetheless nine dark riders skidded on soapy washboards across the Mordor landscape, shedding documentation about waterboarding surfing squirrels. A senseless and futile pogrom against Rastafarian Merkits (although Meerkats would be quite fetching at market auctions too) seriously inconvenienced the backers of the Stupak amendment until finally they exploded like blancmanges.  BP executives denied all

[Lorst]

Chapter Life, Universe and Everything minus 11
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Seriously annoyed polar bears fell off the bandwagon while playing cat and hurt their very sensitive polar plexuses. White fur turned green as malachite but remained attached to the inner dorsal fin of the mustard sharks which left no other choice but to cook the books. Barbara Seville hung upside-down, entering figures into Emilio's leather register while considering the option of moving to Alaska. But after Ta'anit Esther was Barmitzvahed and consequently grew up that decision proved unrealistic and she moved to the Kuriles and denounced "Sister Sarah", doyenne of insipid and middle class potato growers, as a vapid jumped-up pizza trollop. Her blind brother was shocked when his eyes suddenly evolved. His creationist mind didn't. But the nattering nabob that hid His Nibs inside his voluminous kaftan continued to agitate the deuce out of his very copious aunt sally.  Emilio and Klytemnestra Medusadottir sashayed forth in their quixotic, lackadaisical boots.

There by the blue bayou, pink flamingoes with green leg warmers browned their chapped claws with lanolin and broiled their raw bat wings in soya. Soporific vapours sent them to the Saint Elvis Memorial Kkazi where they voided their machine washable bowels onto velour hatstands already floating on a sea of glutinous brown Jello.

The resulting extremely foul, nauseating excretion mountain reaching up into cerulean scattered clouds of pure yet disgusting fluff, spread all over Ulaanbaatar's cinema blocking all view of the isles. Nonetheless nine dark riders skidded on soapy washboards across the Mordor landscape, shedding documentation about waterboarding surfing squirrels. A senseless and futile pogrom against Rastafarian Merkits (although Meerkats would be quite fetching at market auctions too) seriously inconvenienced the backers of the Stupak amendment until finally they exploded like blancmanges.  BP executives denied all recipes, ingredients

[Aphos]

Chapter Life, Universe and Everything minus 11
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Seriously annoyed polar bears fell off the bandwagon while playing cat and hurt their very sensitive polar plexuses. White fur turned green as malachite but remained attached to the inner dorsal fin of the mustard sharks which left no other choice but to cook the books. Barbara Seville hung upside-down, entering figures into Emilio's leather register while considering the option of moving to Alaska. But after Ta'anit Esther was Barmitzvahed and consequently grew up that decision proved unrealistic and she moved to the Kuriles and denounced "Sister Sarah", doyenne of insipid and middle class potato growers, as a vapid jumped-up pizza trollop. Her blind brother was shocked when his eyes suddenly evolved. His creationist mind didn't. But the nattering nabob that hid His Nibs inside his voluminous kaftan continued to agitate the deuce out of his very copious aunt sally.  Emilio and Klytemnestra Medusadottir sashayed forth in their quixotic, lackadaisical boots.

There by the blue bayou, pink flamingoes with green leg warmers browned their chapped claws with lanolin and broiled their raw bat wings in soya. Soporific vapours sent them to the Saint Elvis Memorial Kkazi where they voided their machine washable bowels onto velour hatstands already floating on a sea of glutinous brown Jello.

The resulting extremely foul, nauseating excretion mountain reaching up into cerulean scattered clouds of pure yet disgusting fluff, spread all over Ulaanbaatar's cinema blocking all view of the isles. Nonetheless nine dark riders skidded on soapy washboards across the Mordor landscape, shedding documentation about waterboarding surfing squirrels. A senseless and futile pogrom against Rastafarian Merkits (although Meerkats would be quite fetching at market auctions too) seriously inconvenienced the backers of the Stupak amendment until finally they exploded like blancmanges.  BP executives denied all recipes, ingredients and responsibility.






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[Opsa]

The Twelfth Chapter of the Continuing Saga

                    

Upon seeing

[Griffin NoName]

The Twelfth Chapter of the Continuing Saga

                    

Upon seeing five ships

[Aphos]

The Twelfth Chapter of the Continuing Saga

                    

Upon seeing five ships with paisley

[Swatopluk]

The Twelfth 4 to the power of 5-th Chapter of the Continuing Saga

                    

Upon seeing five ships with paisley (not Ian)

[Sibling DavidH]

The Twelfth 4 to the power of 5-th Chapter of the Continuing Saga

                     

Upon seeing five ships with paisley (not Ian) patterned sails

[Lorst]

The 4 to the power of 5-th Chapter of the Continuing Saga



Upon seeing five ships with paisley (not Ian) patterned sails go sailing

[Griffin NoName]

The Twelfth 4 to the power of 5-th Chapter of the Continuing Saga

                    

Upon seeing five ships with paisley (not Ian) patterned sails go sailing west by

[pieces o nine]

The Twelfth 4 to the power of 5-th Chapter of the Continuing Saga

                    

Upon seeing five ships with paisley (not Ian) patterned sails go sailing west by north west

[Sibling DavidH]

The Twelfth 4 to the power of 5-th Chapter of the Continuing Saga

                     

Upon seeing five ships with paisley (not Ian) patterned sails go sailing west by north west half south

[Aphos]

The Twelfth 4 to the power of 5-th Chapter of the Continuing Saga

                     

Upon seeing five ships with paisley (not Ian) patterned sails go sailing west by north west half south around the

[Griffin NoName]

The Twelfth 4 to the power of 5-th Chapter of the Continuing Saga

                    

Upon seeing five ships with paisley (not Ian) patterned sails go sailing west by north west half south around the lagoon, Skipper

[Aphos]

The Twelfth 4 (don't you mean 2) to the power of 5-th Chapter of the Continuing Saga (this is after all the 32nd installment)


Upon seeing five ships with paisley (not Ian) patterned sails go sailing west by north west half south around the lagoon, Skipper Farnsworthington at