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Sibling DavidH

Chapter Life, Universe and Everything minus 11
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Seriously annoyed polar bears fell off the bandwagon while playing cat and hurt their very sensitive polar plexuses. White fur turned green as malachite but remained attached to the inner dorsal fin of the mustard sharks which left no other choice but to cook the books. Barbara Seville hung upside-down, entering figures into Emilio's leather register while considering the option of moving to Alaska. But after Ta'anit Esther was Barmitzvahed and consequently grew up that decision proved unrealistic and she moved to the Kuriles and denounced "Sister Sarah", doyenne of insipid and middle class potato growers, as a vapid jumped-up pizza trollop. Her blind brother was shocked when his eyes suddenly evolved. His creationist mind didn't. But the nattering nabob that hid His Nibs inside his voluminous kaftan continued to agitate the deuce out of his very copious aunt sally.  Emilio and Klytemnestra Medusadottir sashayed forth in their quixotic, lackadaisical boots.

There by the blue bayou, pink flamingoes with green leg warmers browned their chapped claws with lanolin and broiled their raw bat wings in soya. Soporific vapours sent them to the Saint Elvis Memorial Kkazi where they voided their machine washable bowels onto velour hatstands already floating on a sea of glutinous brown Jello.

The resulting extremely foul, nauseating excretion mountain reaching up into cerulean scattered clouds of pure yet disgusting fluff, spread all over Ulaanbaatar's cinema blocking all view of the isles. Nonetheless nine dark riders skidded on soapy washboards across the Mordor landscape, shedding documentation about waterboarding surfing squirrels. A senseless and futile pogrom against

Swatopluk

Chapter Life, Universe and Everything minus 11
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Seriously annoyed polar bears fell off the bandwagon while playing cat and hurt their very sensitive polar plexuses. White fur turned green as malachite but remained attached to the inner dorsal fin of the mustard sharks which left no other choice but to cook the books. Barbara Seville hung upside-down, entering figures into Emilio's leather register while considering the option of moving to Alaska. But after Ta'anit Esther was Barmitzvahed and consequently grew up that decision proved unrealistic and she moved to the Kuriles and denounced "Sister Sarah", doyenne of insipid and middle class potato growers, as a vapid jumped-up pizza trollop. Her blind brother was shocked when his eyes suddenly evolved. His creationist mind didn't. But the nattering nabob that hid His Nibs inside his voluminous kaftan continued to agitate the deuce out of his very copious aunt sally.  Emilio and Klytemnestra Medusadottir sashayed forth in their quixotic, lackadaisical boots.

There by the blue bayou, pink flamingoes with green leg warmers browned their chapped claws with lanolin and broiled their raw bat wings in soya. Soporific vapours sent them to the Saint Elvis Memorial Kkazi where they voided their machine washable bowels onto velour hatstands already floating on a sea of glutinous brown Jello.

The resulting extremely foul, nauseating excretion mountain reaching up into cerulean scattered clouds of pure yet disgusting fluff, spread all over Ulaanbaatar's cinema blocking all view of the isles. Nonetheless nine dark riders skidded on soapy washboards across the Mordor landscape, shedding documentation about waterboarding surfing squirrels. A senseless and futile pogrom against Rastafarian Merkits
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Sibling DavidH

Chapter Life, Universe and Everything minus 11
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Seriously annoyed polar bears fell off the bandwagon while playing cat and hurt their very sensitive polar plexuses. White fur turned green as malachite but remained attached to the inner dorsal fin of the mustard sharks which left no other choice but to cook the books. Barbara Seville hung upside-down, entering figures into Emilio's leather register while considering the option of moving to Alaska. But after Ta'anit Esther was Barmitzvahed and consequently grew up that decision proved unrealistic and she moved to the Kuriles and denounced "Sister Sarah", doyenne of insipid and middle class potato growers, as a vapid jumped-up pizza trollop. Her blind brother was shocked when his eyes suddenly evolved. His creationist mind didn't. But the nattering nabob that hid His Nibs inside his voluminous kaftan continued to agitate the deuce out of his very copious aunt sally.  Emilio and Klytemnestra Medusadottir sashayed forth in their quixotic, lackadaisical boots.

There by the blue bayou, pink flamingoes with green leg warmers browned their chapped claws with lanolin and broiled their raw bat wings in soya. Soporific vapours sent them to the Saint Elvis Memorial Kkazi where they voided their machine washable bowels onto velour hatstands already floating on a sea of glutinous brown Jello.

The resulting extremely foul, nauseating excretion mountain reaching up into cerulean scattered clouds of pure yet disgusting fluff, spread all over Ulaanbaatar's cinema blocking all view of the isles. Nonetheless nine dark riders skidded on soapy washboards across the Mordor landscape, shedding documentation about waterboarding surfing squirrels. A senseless and futile pogrom against Rastafarian Merkits although Meerkats

Swatopluk

Chapter Life, Universe and Everything minus 11
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Seriously annoyed polar bears fell off the bandwagon while playing cat and hurt their very sensitive polar plexuses. White fur turned green as malachite but remained attached to the inner dorsal fin of the mustard sharks which left no other choice but to cook the books. Barbara Seville hung upside-down, entering figures into Emilio's leather register while considering the option of moving to Alaska. But after Ta'anit Esther was Barmitzvahed and consequently grew up that decision proved unrealistic and she moved to the Kuriles and denounced "Sister Sarah", doyenne of insipid and middle class potato growers, as a vapid jumped-up pizza trollop. Her blind brother was shocked when his eyes suddenly evolved. His creationist mind didn't. But the nattering nabob that hid His Nibs inside his voluminous kaftan continued to agitate the deuce out of his very copious aunt sally.  Emilio and Klytemnestra Medusadottir sashayed forth in their quixotic, lackadaisical boots.

There by the blue bayou, pink flamingoes with green leg warmers browned their chapped claws with lanolin and broiled their raw bat wings in soya. Soporific vapours sent them to the Saint Elvis Memorial Kkazi where they voided their machine washable bowels onto velour hatstands already floating on a sea of glutinous brown Jello.

The resulting extremely foul, nauseating excretion mountain reaching up into cerulean scattered clouds of pure yet disgusting fluff, spread all over Ulaanbaatar's cinema blocking all view of the isles. Nonetheless nine dark riders skidded on soapy washboards across the Mordor landscape, shedding documentation about waterboarding surfing squirrels. A senseless and futile pogrom against Rastafarian Merkits (although Meerkats would be
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

Chapter Life, Universe and Everything minus 11
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Seriously annoyed polar bears fell off the bandwagon while playing cat and hurt their very sensitive polar plexuses. White fur turned green as malachite but remained attached to the inner dorsal fin of the mustard sharks which left no other choice but to cook the books. Barbara Seville hung upside-down, entering figures into Emilio's leather register while considering the option of moving to Alaska. But after Ta'anit Esther was Barmitzvahed and consequently grew up that decision proved unrealistic and she moved to the Kuriles and denounced "Sister Sarah", doyenne of insipid and middle class potato growers, as a vapid jumped-up pizza trollop. Her blind brother was shocked when his eyes suddenly evolved. His creationist mind didn't. But the nattering nabob that hid His Nibs inside his voluminous kaftan continued to agitate the deuce out of his very copious aunt sally.  Emilio and Klytemnestra Medusadottir sashayed forth in their quixotic, lackadaisical boots.

There by the blue bayou, pink flamingoes with green leg warmers browned their chapped claws with lanolin and broiled their raw bat wings in soya. Soporific vapours sent them to the Saint Elvis Memorial Kkazi where they voided their machine washable bowels onto velour hatstands already floating on a sea of glutinous brown Jello.

The resulting extremely foul, nauseating excretion mountain reaching up into cerulean scattered clouds of pure yet disgusting fluff, spread all over Ulaanbaatar's cinema blocking all view of the isles. Nonetheless nine dark riders skidded on soapy washboards across the Mordor landscape, shedding documentation about waterboarding surfing squirrels. A senseless and futile pogrom against Rastafarian Merkits (although Meerkats would be quite fetching

Griffin NoName

Chapter Life, Universe and Everything minus 11
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Seriously annoyed polar bears fell off the bandwagon while playing cat and hurt their very sensitive polar plexuses. White fur turned green as malachite but remained attached to the inner dorsal fin of the mustard sharks which left no other choice but to cook the books. Barbara Seville hung upside-down, entering figures into Emilio's leather register while considering the option of moving to Alaska. But after Ta'anit Esther was Barmitzvahed and consequently grew up that decision proved unrealistic and she moved to the Kuriles and denounced "Sister Sarah", doyenne of insipid and middle class potato growers, as a vapid jumped-up pizza trollop. Her blind brother was shocked when his eyes suddenly evolved. His creationist mind didn't. But the nattering nabob that hid His Nibs inside his voluminous kaftan continued to agitate the deuce out of his very copious aunt sally.  Emilio and Klytemnestra Medusadottir sashayed forth in their quixotic, lackadaisical boots.

There by the blue bayou, pink flamingoes with green leg warmers browned their chapped claws with lanolin and broiled their raw bat wings in soya. Soporific vapours sent them to the Saint Elvis Memorial Kkazi where they voided their machine washable bowels onto velour hatstands already floating on a sea of glutinous brown Jello.

The resulting extremely foul, nauseating excretion mountain reaching up into cerulean scattered clouds of pure yet disgusting fluff, spread all over Ulaanbaatar's cinema blocking all view of the isles. Nonetheless nine dark riders skidded on soapy washboards across the Mordor landscape, shedding documentation about waterboarding surfing squirrels. A senseless and futile pogrom against Rastafarian Merkits (although Meerkats would be quite fetching at market
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter Life, Universe and Everything minus 11
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Seriously annoyed polar bears fell off the bandwagon while playing cat and hurt their very sensitive polar plexuses. White fur turned green as malachite but remained attached to the inner dorsal fin of the mustard sharks which left no other choice but to cook the books. Barbara Seville hung upside-down, entering figures into Emilio's leather register while considering the option of moving to Alaska. But after Ta'anit Esther was Barmitzvahed and consequently grew up that decision proved unrealistic and she moved to the Kuriles and denounced "Sister Sarah", doyenne of insipid and middle class potato growers, as a vapid jumped-up pizza trollop. Her blind brother was shocked when his eyes suddenly evolved. His creationist mind didn't. But the nattering nabob that hid His Nibs inside his voluminous kaftan continued to agitate the deuce out of his very copious aunt sally.  Emilio and Klytemnestra Medusadottir sashayed forth in their quixotic, lackadaisical boots.

There by the blue bayou, pink flamingoes with green leg warmers browned their chapped claws with lanolin and broiled their raw bat wings in soya. Soporific vapours sent them to the Saint Elvis Memorial Kkazi where they voided their machine washable bowels onto velour hatstands already floating on a sea of glutinous brown Jello.

The resulting extremely foul, nauseating excretion mountain reaching up into cerulean scattered clouds of pure yet disgusting fluff, spread all over Ulaanbaatar's cinema blocking all view of the isles. Nonetheless nine dark riders skidded on soapy washboards across the Mordor landscape, shedding documentation about waterboarding surfing squirrels. A senseless and futile pogrom against Rastafarian Merkits (although Meerkats would be quite fetching at market auctions too)

Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Pachyderm

Chapter Life, Universe and Everything minus 11
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Seriously annoyed polar bears fell off the bandwagon while playing cat and hurt their very sensitive polar plexuses. White fur turned green as malachite but remained attached to the inner dorsal fin of the mustard sharks which left no other choice but to cook the books. Barbara Seville hung upside-down, entering figures into Emilio's leather register while considering the option of moving to Alaska. But after Ta'anit Esther was Barmitzvahed and consequently grew up that decision proved unrealistic and she moved to the Kuriles and denounced "Sister Sarah", doyenne of insipid and middle class potato growers, as a vapid jumped-up pizza trollop. Her blind brother was shocked when his eyes suddenly evolved. His creationist mind didn't. But the nattering nabob that hid His Nibs inside his voluminous kaftan continued to agitate the deuce out of his very copious aunt sally.  Emilio and Klytemnestra Medusadottir sashayed forth in their quixotic, lackadaisical boots.

There by the blue bayou, pink flamingoes with green leg warmers browned their chapped claws with lanolin and broiled their raw bat wings in soya. Soporific vapours sent them to the Saint Elvis Memorial Kkazi where they voided their machine washable bowels onto velour hatstands already floating on a sea of glutinous brown Jello.

The resulting extremely foul, nauseating excretion mountain reaching up into cerulean scattered clouds of pure yet disgusting fluff, spread all over Ulaanbaatar's cinema blocking all view of the isles. Nonetheless nine dark riders skidded on soapy washboards across the Mordor landscape, shedding documentation about waterboarding surfing squirrels. A senseless and futile pogrom against Rastafarian Merkits (although Meerkats would be quite fetching at market auctions too) seriously inconvienienced
Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum....

Swatopluk

Chapter Life, Universe and Everything minus 11
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Seriously annoyed polar bears fell off the bandwagon while playing cat and hurt their very sensitive polar plexuses. White fur turned green as malachite but remained attached to the inner dorsal fin of the mustard sharks which left no other choice but to cook the books. Barbara Seville hung upside-down, entering figures into Emilio's leather register while considering the option of moving to Alaska. But after Ta'anit Esther was Barmitzvahed and consequently grew up that decision proved unrealistic and she moved to the Kuriles and denounced "Sister Sarah", doyenne of insipid and middle class potato growers, as a vapid jumped-up pizza trollop. Her blind brother was shocked when his eyes suddenly evolved. His creationist mind didn't. But the nattering nabob that hid His Nibs inside his voluminous kaftan continued to agitate the deuce out of his very copious aunt sally.  Emilio and Klytemnestra Medusadottir sashayed forth in their quixotic, lackadaisical boots.

There by the blue bayou, pink flamingoes with green leg warmers browned their chapped claws with lanolin and broiled their raw bat wings in soya. Soporific vapours sent them to the Saint Elvis Memorial Kkazi where they voided their machine washable bowels onto velour hatstands already floating on a sea of glutinous brown Jello.

The resulting extremely foul, nauseating excretion mountain reaching up into cerulean scattered clouds of pure yet disgusting fluff, spread all over Ulaanbaatar's cinema blocking all view of the isles. Nonetheless nine dark riders skidded on soapy washboards across the Mordor landscape, shedding documentation about waterboarding surfing squirrels. A senseless and futile pogrom against Rastafarian Merkits (although Meerkats would be quite fetching at market auctions too) seriously inconvienienced the backers
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter Life, Universe and Everything minus 11
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Seriously annoyed polar bears fell off the bandwagon while playing cat and hurt their very sensitive polar plexuses. White fur turned green as malachite but remained attached to the inner dorsal fin of the mustard sharks which left no other choice but to cook the books. Barbara Seville hung upside-down, entering figures into Emilio's leather register while considering the option of moving to Alaska. But after Ta'anit Esther was Barmitzvahed and consequently grew up that decision proved unrealistic and she moved to the Kuriles and denounced "Sister Sarah", doyenne of insipid and middle class potato growers, as a vapid jumped-up pizza trollop. Her blind brother was shocked when his eyes suddenly evolved. His creationist mind didn't. But the nattering nabob that hid His Nibs inside his voluminous kaftan continued to agitate the deuce out of his very copious aunt sally.  Emilio and Klytemnestra Medusadottir sashayed forth in their quixotic, lackadaisical boots.

There by the blue bayou, pink flamingoes with green leg warmers browned their chapped claws with lanolin and broiled their raw bat wings in soya. Soporific vapours sent them to the Saint Elvis Memorial Kkazi where they voided their machine washable bowels onto velour hatstands already floating on a sea of glutinous brown Jello.

The resulting extremely foul, nauseating excretion mountain reaching up into cerulean scattered clouds of pure yet disgusting fluff, spread all over Ulaanbaatar's cinema blocking all view of the isles. Nonetheless nine dark riders skidded on soapy washboards across the Mordor landscape, shedding documentation about waterboarding surfing squirrels. A senseless and futile pogrom against Rastafarian Merkits (although Meerkats would be quite fetching at market auctions too) seriously inconvienienced the backers of the

Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter Life, Universe and Everything minus 11
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Seriously annoyed polar bears fell off the bandwagon while playing cat and hurt their very sensitive polar plexuses. White fur turned green as malachite but remained attached to the inner dorsal fin of the mustard sharks which left no other choice but to cook the books. Barbara Seville hung upside-down, entering figures into Emilio's leather register while considering the option of moving to Alaska. But after Ta'anit Esther was Barmitzvahed and consequently grew up that decision proved unrealistic and she moved to the Kuriles and denounced "Sister Sarah", doyenne of insipid and middle class potato growers, as a vapid jumped-up pizza trollop. Her blind brother was shocked when his eyes suddenly evolved. His creationist mind didn't. But the nattering nabob that hid His Nibs inside his voluminous kaftan continued to agitate the deuce out of his very copious aunt sally.  Emilio and Klytemnestra Medusadottir sashayed forth in their quixotic, lackadaisical boots.

There by the blue bayou, pink flamingoes with green leg warmers browned their chapped claws with lanolin and broiled their raw bat wings in soya. Soporific vapours sent them to the Saint Elvis Memorial Kkazi where they voided their machine washable bowels onto velour hatstands already floating on a sea of glutinous brown Jello.

The resulting extremely foul, nauseating excretion mountain reaching up into cerulean scattered clouds of pure yet disgusting fluff, spread all over Ulaanbaatar's cinema blocking all view of the isles. Nonetheless nine dark riders skidded on soapy washboards across the Mordor landscape, shedding documentation about waterboarding surfing squirrels. A senseless and futile pogrom against Rastafarian Merkits (although Meerkats would be quite fetching at market auctions too) seriously inconvienienced the backers of the Stupak amendment


Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

Chapter Life, Universe and Everything minus 11
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Seriously annoyed polar bears fell off the bandwagon while playing cat and hurt their very sensitive polar plexuses. White fur turned green as malachite but remained attached to the inner dorsal fin of the mustard sharks which left no other choice but to cook the books. Barbara Seville hung upside-down, entering figures into Emilio's leather register while considering the option of moving to Alaska. But after Ta'anit Esther was Barmitzvahed and consequently grew up that decision proved unrealistic and she moved to the Kuriles and denounced "Sister Sarah", doyenne of insipid and middle class potato growers, as a vapid jumped-up pizza trollop. Her blind brother was shocked when his eyes suddenly evolved. His creationist mind didn't. But the nattering nabob that hid His Nibs inside his voluminous kaftan continued to agitate the deuce out of his very copious aunt sally.  Emilio and Klytemnestra Medusadottir sashayed forth in their quixotic, lackadaisical boots.

There by the blue bayou, pink flamingoes with green leg warmers browned their chapped claws with lanolin and broiled their raw bat wings in soya. Soporific vapours sent them to the Saint Elvis Memorial Kkazi where they voided their machine washable bowels onto velour hatstands already floating on a sea of glutinous brown Jello.

The resulting extremely foul, nauseating excretion mountain reaching up into cerulean scattered clouds of pure yet disgusting fluff, spread all over Ulaanbaatar's cinema blocking all view of the isles. Nonetheless nine dark riders skidded on soapy washboards across the Mordor landscape, shedding documentation about waterboarding surfing squirrels. A senseless and futile pogrom against Rastafarian Merkits (although Meerkats would be quite fetching at market auctions too) seriously inconvienienced the backers of the Stupak amendment until finally

Sibling DavidH

Chapter Life, Universe and Everything minus 11
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Seriously annoyed polar bears fell off the bandwagon while playing cat and hurt their very sensitive polar plexuses. White fur turned green as malachite but remained attached to the inner dorsal fin of the mustard sharks which left no other choice but to cook the books. Barbara Seville hung upside-down, entering figures into Emilio's leather register while considering the option of moving to Alaska. But after Ta'anit Esther was Barmitzvahed and consequently grew up that decision proved unrealistic and she moved to the Kuriles and denounced "Sister Sarah", doyenne of insipid and middle class potato growers, as a vapid jumped-up pizza trollop. Her blind brother was shocked when his eyes suddenly evolved. His creationist mind didn't. But the nattering nabob that hid His Nibs inside his voluminous kaftan continued to agitate the deuce out of his very copious aunt sally.  Emilio and Klytemnestra Medusadottir sashayed forth in their quixotic, lackadaisical boots.

There by the blue bayou, pink flamingoes with green leg warmers browned their chapped claws with lanolin and broiled their raw bat wings in soya. Soporific vapours sent them to the Saint Elvis Memorial Kkazi where they voided their machine washable bowels onto velour hatstands already floating on a sea of glutinous brown Jello.

The resulting extremely foul, nauseating excretion mountain reaching up into cerulean scattered clouds of pure yet disgusting fluff, spread all over Ulaanbaatar's cinema blocking all view of the isles. Nonetheless nine dark riders skidded on soapy washboards across the Mordor landscape, shedding documentation about waterboarding surfing squirrels. A senseless and futile pogrom against Rastafarian Merkits (although Meerkats would be quite fetching at market auctions too) seriously inconvenienced the backers of the Stupak amendment until finally they exploded

Lorst

 

Chapter Life, Universe and Everything minus 11
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Seriously annoyed polar bears fell off the bandwagon while playing cat and hurt their very sensitive polar plexuses. White fur turned green as malachite but remained attached to the inner dorsal fin of the mustard sharks which left no other choice but to cook the books. Barbara Seville hung upside-down, entering figures into Emilio's leather register while considering the option of moving to Alaska. But after Ta'anit Esther was Barmitzvahed and consequently grew up that decision proved unrealistic and she moved to the Kuriles and denounced "Sister Sarah", doyenne of insipid and middle class potato growers, as a vapid jumped-up pizza trollop. Her blind brother was shocked when his eyes suddenly evolved. His creationist mind didn't. But the nattering nabob that hid His Nibs inside his voluminous kaftan continued to agitate the deuce out of his very copious aunt sally.  Emilio and Klytemnestra Medusadottir sashayed forth in their quixotic, lackadaisical boots.

There by the blue bayou, pink flamingoes with green leg warmers browned their chapped claws with lanolin and broiled their raw bat wings in soya. Soporific vapours sent them to the Saint Elvis Memorial Kkazi where they voided their machine washable bowels onto velour hatstands already floating on a sea of glutinous brown Jello.

The resulting extremely foul, nauseating excretion mountain reaching up into cerulean scattered clouds of pure yet disgusting fluff, spread all over Ulaanbaatar's cinema blocking all view of the isles. Nonetheless nine dark riders skidded on soapy washboards across the Mordor landscape, shedding documentation about waterboarding surfing squirrels. A senseless and futile pogrom against Rastafarian Merkits (although Meerkats would be quite fetching at market auctions too) seriously inconvenienced the backers of the Stupak amendment until finally they exploded like blancmanges

Aphos

Chapter Life, Universe and Everything minus 11
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Seriously annoyed polar bears fell off the bandwagon while playing cat and hurt their very sensitive polar plexuses. White fur turned green as malachite but remained attached to the inner dorsal fin of the mustard sharks which left no other choice but to cook the books. Barbara Seville hung upside-down, entering figures into Emilio's leather register while considering the option of moving to Alaska. But after Ta'anit Esther was Barmitzvahed and consequently grew up that decision proved unrealistic and she moved to the Kuriles and denounced "Sister Sarah", doyenne of insipid and middle class potato growers, as a vapid jumped-up pizza trollop. Her blind brother was shocked when his eyes suddenly evolved. His creationist mind didn't. But the nattering nabob that hid His Nibs inside his voluminous kaftan continued to agitate the deuce out of his very copious aunt sally.  Emilio and Klytemnestra Medusadottir sashayed forth in their quixotic, lackadaisical boots.

There by the blue bayou, pink flamingoes with green leg warmers browned their chapped claws with lanolin and broiled their raw bat wings in soya. Soporific vapours sent them to the Saint Elvis Memorial Kkazi where they voided their machine washable bowels onto velour hatstands already floating on a sea of glutinous brown Jello.

The resulting extremely foul, nauseating excretion mountain reaching up into cerulean scattered clouds of pure yet disgusting fluff, spread all over Ulaanbaatar's cinema blocking all view of the isles. Nonetheless nine dark riders skidded on soapy washboards across the Mordor landscape, shedding documentation about waterboarding surfing squirrels. A senseless and futile pogrom against Rastafarian Merkits (although Meerkats would be quite fetching at market auctions too) seriously inconvenienced the backers of the Stupak amendment until finally they exploded like blancmanges.  BP executives
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