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Started by Swatopluk, August 14, 2007, 10:25:11 PM

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Swatopluk


Chapter Fifty-Eight

After a brief bout of innumerist amnesia, Shecky the untrammeled chameleon caught on to the general theory of relativity and would never feel insignificant again provided that he kept up with his physics lessons. But in class he tended more towards sleeping with the intention of receiving wisdom overnight via asynchronous hydrotelepathic tape recordings he had made from amalgamated iron and which contained Emilio's life story. The biographer had spent hot nights and lefts (whatever that meant) sweating next to Muhammad Ali and Aisha Prendergast, doyenne and general factotum for colonel Goober, fourth regiment of asinery origin, while less immoral but diseased Vestal sluts sang hymns. Hymenaios, the Rear Gunner, also god of tissues, issues, and broken promises, rode in a blue hackney cab to Valhalla and beyond.

Somewhere in the bottom of his prized aquarium, Shecky absorbed shock absorbers through his enormous mouth embedded in his rather small gill. Choking on his tears, Shecky washed his nostrils with bourbon and mesitylene until it became necessary to dry the sinuses in his tangential tubes even though the cosecants presented challenges of no importance and led only
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Pachyderm

Chapter Fifty-Eight

After a brief bout of innumerist amnesia, Shecky the untrammeled chameleon caught on to the general theory of relativity and would never feel insignificant again provided that he kept up with his physics lessons. But in class he tended more towards sleeping with the intention of receiving wisdom overnight via asynchronous hydrotelepathic tape recordings he had made from amalgamated iron and which contained Emilio's life story. The biographer had spent hot nights and lefts (whatever that meant) sweating next to Muhammad Ali and Aisha Prendergast, doyenne and general factotum for colonel Goober, fourth regiment of asinery origin, while less immoral but diseased Vestal sluts sang hymns. Hymenaios, the Rear Gunner, also god of tissues, issues, and broken promises, rode in a blue hackney cab to Valhalla and beyond.

Somewhere in the bottom of his prized aquarium, Shecky absorbed shock absorbers through his enormous mouth embedded in his rather small gill. Choking on his tears, Shecky washed his nostrils with bourbon and mesitylene until it became necessary to dry the sinuses in his tangential tubes even though the cosecants presented challenges of no importance and led only to feelings
Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum....

Swatopluk


Chapter Fifty-Eight


After a brief bout of innumerist amnesia, Shecky the untrammeled chameleon caught on to the general theory of relativity and would never feel insignificant again provided that he kept up with his physics lessons. But in class he tended more towards sleeping with the intention of receiving wisdom overnight via asynchronous hydrotelepathic tape recordings he had made from amalgamated iron and which contained Emilio's life story. The biographer had spent hot nights and lefts (whatever that meant) sweating next to Muhammad Ali and Aisha Prendergast, doyenne and general factotum for colonel Goober, fourth regiment of asinery origin, while less immoral but diseased Vestal sluts sang hymns. Hymenaios, the Rear Gunner, also god of tissues, issues, and broken promises, rode in a blue hackney cab to Valhalla and beyond.

Somewhere in the bottom of his prized aquarium, Shecky absorbed shock absorbers through his enormous mouth embedded in his rather small gill. Choking on his tears, Shecky washed his nostrils with bourbon and mesitylene until it became necessary to dry the sinuses in his tangential tubes even though the cosecants presented challenges of no importance and led only to feelings and emotions
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName


Chapter Fifty-Eight


After a brief bout of innumerist amnesia, Shecky the untrammeled chameleon caught on to the general theory of relativity and would never feel insignificant again provided that he kept up with his physics lessons. But in class he tended more towards sleeping with the intention of receiving wisdom overnight via asynchronous hydrotelepathic tape recordings he had made from amalgamated iron and which contained Emilio's life story. The biographer had spent hot nights and lefts (whatever that meant) sweating next to Muhammad Ali and Aisha Prendergast, doyenne and general factotum for colonel Goober, fourth regiment of asinery origin, while less immoral but diseased Vestal sluts sang hymns. Hymenaios, the Rear Gunner, also god of tissues, issues, and broken promises, rode in a blue hackney cab to Valhalla and beyond.

Somewhere in the bottom of his prized aquarium, Shecky absorbed shock absorbers through his enormous mouth embedded in his rather small gill. Choking on his tears, Shecky washed his nostrils with bourbon and mesitylene until it became necessary to dry the sinuses in his tangential tubes even though the cosecants presented challenges of no importance and led only to feelings and emotions of gigantic
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk



Chapter Fifty-Eight


After a brief bout of innumerist amnesia, Shecky the untrammeled chameleon caught on to the general theory of relativity and would never feel insignificant again provided that he kept up with his physics lessons. But in class he tended more towards sleeping with the intention of receiving wisdom overnight via asynchronous hydrotelepathic tape recordings he had made from amalgamated iron and which contained Emilio's life story. The biographer had spent hot nights and lefts (whatever that meant) sweating next to Muhammad Ali and Aisha Prendergast, doyenne and general factotum for colonel Goober, fourth regiment of asinery origin, while less immoral but diseased Vestal sluts sang hymns. Hymenaios, the Rear Gunner, also god of tissues, issues, and broken promises, rode in a blue hackney cab to Valhalla and beyond.

Somewhere in the bottom of his prized aquarium, Shecky absorbed shock absorbers through his enormous mouth embedded in his rather small gill. Choking on his tears, Shecky washed his nostrils with bourbon and mesitylene until it became necessary to dry the sinuses in his tangential tubes even though the cosecants presented challenges of no importance and led only to feelings and emotions of gigantic but underwhelming
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName


Chapter Fifty-Eight


After a brief bout of innumerist amnesia, Shecky the untrammeled chameleon caught on to the general theory of relativity and would never feel insignificant again provided that he kept up with his physics lessons. But in class he tended more towards sleeping with the intention of receiving wisdom overnight via asynchronous hydrotelepathic tape recordings he had made from amalgamated iron and which contained Emilio's life story. The biographer had spent hot nights and lefts (whatever that meant) sweating next to Muhammad Ali and Aisha Prendergast, doyenne and general factotum for colonel Goober, fourth regiment of asinery origin, while less immoral but diseased Vestal sluts sang hymns. Hymenaios, the Rear Gunner, also god of tissues, issues, and broken promises, rode in a blue hackney cab to Valhalla and beyond.

Somewhere in the bottom of his prized aquarium, Shecky absorbed shock absorbers through his enormous mouth embedded in his rather small gill. Choking on his tears, Shecky washed his nostrils with bourbon and mesitylene until it became necessary to dry the sinuses in his tangential tubes even though the cosecants presented challenges of no importance and led only to feelings and emotions of gigantic but underwhelming hair loss
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk



Chapter Fifty-Eight


After a brief bout of innumerist amnesia, Shecky the untrammeled chameleon caught on to the general theory of relativity and would never feel insignificant again provided that he kept up with his physics lessons. But in class he tended more towards sleeping with the intention of receiving wisdom overnight via asynchronous hydrotelepathic tape recordings he had made from amalgamated iron and which contained Emilio's life story. The biographer had spent hot nights and lefts (whatever that meant) sweating next to Muhammad Ali and Aisha Prendergast, doyenne and general factotum for colonel Goober, fourth regiment of asinery origin, while less immoral but diseased Vestal sluts sang hymns. Hymenaios, the Rear Gunner, also god of tissues, issues, and broken promises, rode in a blue hackney cab to Valhalla and beyond.

Somewhere in the bottom of his prized aquarium, Shecky absorbed shock absorbers through his enormous mouth embedded in his rather small gill. Choking on his tears, Shecky washed his nostrils with bourbon and mesitylene until it became necessary to dry the sinuses in his tangential tubes even though the cosecants presented challenges of no importance and led only to feelings and emotions of gigantic but underwhelming hair loss under the
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName


Chapter Fifty-Eight


After a brief bout of innumerist amnesia, Shecky the untrammeled chameleon caught on to the general theory of relativity and would never feel insignificant again provided that he kept up with his physics lessons. But in class he tended more towards sleeping with the intention of receiving wisdom overnight via asynchronous hydrotelepathic tape recordings he had made from amalgamated iron and which contained Emilio's life story. The biographer had spent hot nights and lefts (whatever that meant) sweating next to Muhammad Ali and Aisha Prendergast, doyenne and general factotum for colonel Goober, fourth regiment of asinery origin, while less immoral but diseased Vestal sluts sang hymns. Hymenaios, the Rear Gunner, also god of tissues, issues, and broken promises, rode in a blue hackney cab to Valhalla and beyond.

Somewhere in the bottom of his prized aquarium, Shecky absorbed shock absorbers through his enormous mouth embedded in his rather small gill. Choking on his tears, Shecky washed his nostrils with bourbon and mesitylene until it became necessary to dry the sinuses in his tangential tubes even though the cosecants presented challenges of no importance and led only to feelings and emotions of gigantic but underwhelming hair loss under the armpits. Dripping
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk



Chapter Fifty-Eight


After a brief bout of innumerist amnesia, Shecky the untrammeled chameleon caught on to the general theory of relativity and would never feel insignificant again provided that he kept up with his physics lessons. But in class he tended more towards sleeping with the intention of receiving wisdom overnight via asynchronous hydrotelepathic tape recordings he had made from amalgamated iron and which contained Emilio's life story. The biographer had spent hot nights and lefts (whatever that meant) sweating next to Muhammad Ali and Aisha Prendergast, doyenne and general factotum for colonel Goober, fourth regiment of asinery origin, while less immoral but diseased Vestal sluts sang hymns. Hymenaios, the Rear Gunner, also god of tissues, issues, and broken promises, rode in a blue hackney cab to Valhalla and beyond.

Somewhere in the bottom of his prized aquarium, Shecky absorbed shock absorbers through his enormous mouth embedded in his rather small gill. Choking on his tears, Shecky washed his nostrils with bourbon and mesitylene until it became necessary to dry the sinuses in his tangential tubes even though the cosecants presented challenges of no importance and led only to feelings and emotions of gigantic but underwhelming hair loss under the armpits. Dripping with condescension
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

Chapter Fifty-Eight

After a brief bout of innumerist amnesia, Shecky the untrammeled chameleon caught on to the general theory of relativity and would never feel insignificant again provided that he kept up with his physics lessons. But in class he tended more towards sleeping with the intention of receiving wisdom overnight via asynchronous hydrotelepathic tape recordings he had made from amalgamated iron and which contained Emilio's life story. The biographer had spent hot nights and lefts (whatever that meant) sweating next to Muhammad Ali and Aisha Prendergast, doyenne and general factotum for colonel Goober, fourth regiment of asinery origin, while less immoral but diseased Vestal sluts sang hymns. Hymenaios, the Rear Gunner, also god of tissues, issues, and broken promises, rode in a blue hackney cab to Valhalla and beyond.

Somewhere in the bottom of his prized aquarium, Shecky absorbed shock absorbers through his enormous mouth embedded in his rather small gill. Choking on his tears, Shecky washed his nostrils with bourbon and mesitylene until it became necessary to dry the sinuses in his tangential tubes even though the cosecants presented challenges of no importance and led only to feelings and emotions of gigantic but underwhelming hair loss under the armpits. Dripping with condescension, Odin wiped

Swatopluk


Chapter Fifty-Eight

After a brief bout of innumerist amnesia, Shecky the untrammeled chameleon caught on to the general theory of relativity and would never feel insignificant again provided that he kept up with his physics lessons. But in class he tended more towards sleeping with the intention of receiving wisdom overnight via asynchronous hydrotelepathic tape recordings he had made from amalgamated iron and which contained Emilio's life story. The biographer had spent hot nights and lefts (whatever that meant) sweating next to Muhammad Ali and Aisha Prendergast, doyenne and general factotum for colonel Goober, fourth regiment of asinery origin, while less immoral but diseased Vestal sluts sang hymns. Hymenaios, the Rear Gunner, also god of tissues, issues, and broken promises, rode in a blue hackney cab to Valhalla and beyond.

Somewhere in the bottom of his prized aquarium, Shecky absorbed shock absorbers through his enormous mouth embedded in his rather small gill. Choking on his tears, Shecky washed his nostrils with bourbon and mesitylene until it became necessary to dry the sinuses in his tangential tubes even though the cosecants presented challenges of no importance and led only to feelings and emotions of gigantic but underwhelming hair loss under the armpits. Dripping with condescension, Odin wiped Sleipnir's flanks
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter Fifty-Eight

After a brief bout of innumerist amnesia, Shecky the untrammeled chameleon caught on to the general theory of relativity and would never feel insignificant again provided that he kept up with his physics lessons. But in class he tended more towards sleeping with the intention of receiving wisdom overnight via asynchronous hydrotelepathic tape recordings he had made from amalgamated iron and which contained Emilio's life story. The biographer had spent hot nights and lefts (whatever that meant) sweating next to Muhammad Ali and Aisha Prendergast, doyenne and general factotum for colonel Goober, fourth regiment of asinery origin, while less immoral but diseased Vestal sluts sang hymns. Hymenaios, the Rear Gunner, also god of tissues, issues, and broken promises, rode in a blue hackney cab to Valhalla and beyond.

Somewhere in the bottom of his prized aquarium, Shecky absorbed shock absorbers through his enormous mouth embedded in his rather small gill. Choking on his tears, Shecky washed his nostrils with bourbon and mesitylene until it became necessary to dry the sinuses in his tangential tubes even though the cosecants presented challenges of no importance and led only to feelings and emotions of gigantic but underwhelming hair loss under the armpits. Dripping with condescension, Odin wiped Sleipnir's flanks with a
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Opsa

Chapter Fifty-Eight

After a brief bout of innumerist amnesia, Shecky the untrammeled chameleon caught on to the general theory of relativity and would never feel insignificant again provided that he kept up with his physics lessons. But in class he tended more towards sleeping with the intention of receiving wisdom overnight via asynchronous hydrotelepathic tape recordings he had made from amalgamated iron and which contained Emilio's life story. The biographer had spent hot nights and lefts (whatever that meant) sweating next to Muhammad Ali and Aisha Prendergast, doyenne and general factotum for colonel Goober, fourth regiment of asinery origin, while less immoral but diseased Vestal sluts sang hymns. Hymenaios, the Rear Gunner, also god of tissues, issues, and broken promises, rode in a blue hackney cab to Valhalla and beyond.

Somewhere in the bottom of his prized aquarium, Shecky absorbed shock absorbers through his enormous mouth embedded in his rather small gill. Choking on his tears, Shecky washed his nostrils with bourbon and mesitylene until it became necessary to dry the sinuses in his tangential tubes even though the cosecants presented challenges of no importance and led only to feelings and emotions of gigantic but underwhelming hair loss under the armpits. Dripping with condescension, Odin wiped Sleipnir's flanks with a Gucci scarf

Griffin NoName

Chapter Fifty-Eight

After a brief bout of innumerist amnesia, Shecky the untrammeled chameleon caught on to the general theory of relativity and would never feel insignificant again provided that he kept up with his physics lessons. But in class he tended more towards sleeping with the intention of receiving wisdom overnight via asynchronous hydrotelepathic tape recordings he had made from amalgamated iron and which contained Emilio's life story. The biographer had spent hot nights and lefts (whatever that meant) sweating next to Muhammad Ali and Aisha Prendergast, doyenne and general factotum for colonel Goober, fourth regiment of asinery origin, while less immoral but diseased Vestal sluts sang hymns. Hymenaios, the Rear Gunner, also god of tissues, issues, and broken promises, rode in a blue hackney cab to Valhalla and beyond.

Somewhere in the bottom of his prized aquarium, Shecky absorbed shock absorbers through his enormous mouth embedded in his rather small gill. Choking on his tears, Shecky washed his nostrils with bourbon and mesitylene until it became necessary to dry the sinuses in his tangential tubes even though the cosecants presented challenges of no importance and led only to feelings and emotions of gigantic but underwhelming hair loss under the armpits. Dripping with condescension, Odin wiped Sleipnir's flanks with a Gucci scarf which had
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk


Chapter Fifty-Eight

After a brief bout of innumerist amnesia, Shecky the untrammeled chameleon caught on to the general theory of relativity and would never feel insignificant again provided that he kept up with his physics lessons. But in class he tended more towards sleeping with the intention of receiving wisdom overnight via asynchronous hydrotelepathic tape recordings he had made from amalgamated iron and which contained Emilio's life story. The biographer had spent hot nights and lefts (whatever that meant) sweating next to Muhammad Ali and Aisha Prendergast, doyenne and general factotum for colonel Goober, fourth regiment of asinery origin, while less immoral but diseased Vestal sluts sang hymns. Hymenaios, the Rear Gunner, also god of tissues, issues, and broken promises, rode in a blue hackney cab to Valhalla and beyond.

Somewhere in the bottom of his prized aquarium, Shecky absorbed shock absorbers through his enormous mouth embedded in his rather small gill. Choking on his tears, Shecky washed his nostrils with bourbon and mesitylene until it became necessary to dry the sinuses in his tangential tubes even though the cosecants presented challenges of no importance and led only to feelings and emotions of gigantic but underwhelming hair loss under the armpits. Dripping with condescension, Odin wiped Sleipnir's flanks with a Gucci scarf which had barely been
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.