Haiku for You

[Swatopluk]

Give Linux a chance?

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The bull is charging
A thousand bucks for each fight

[Aphos]

Most can not pay it


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Twilight at the beach
High tides rise as midnight nears

[Swatopluk]

Here comes Aquavamp!

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Heavy are the chains
Binding proletarians

[Sibling DavidH]

but necessary.

               

It would be dangerous
To give such people freedom.

[Swatopluk]

They could get bawdy

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It was late at night
Happy hour at the brothel

[Lorst]

Fifi? Oh Fifi!

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Can I see the clowns
Please Mum, please. I like the clowns

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

you want a balloon?

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cool cat on air vent
blocking the flow to my room

[Swatopluk]

Cat hair ev'rywhere!

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To cook a fat cat
Skin removal is the start (or: first step)

[Opsa]

Yours, via cat claw!


           


Cats don't rule the world
They let us minions do that

[Sibling DavidH]

But we can eat them.

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What is that darn symbol?
In fact, the whole key's no use.

[Lorst]

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A butterfly flits
towards my garden flowers

[Sibling DavidH]

BANG!   A booby-trap.   
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Don't trust strange insects -
You don't know where they come from.

[Swatopluk]

Swat them on first sight

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Why not eat insects?
They contain lots of protein

[Aphos]

And are crunchy too.


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Jump over the moon
Fly higher than the bright sun

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Dreams are what sustain

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bills, payments, expense
making ends meet, is painful