Haiku for You

[Swatopluk]

out just in time? Urgh!

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I really hate it
having to get up early

[Opsa]

There's so much to dream

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At the store I saw
McCain potatoes on sale

[pieces o nine]

No one would buy them.


                       



Let them eat cupcakes!
That's all our bread will buy now.

[Opsa]

Please make mine carrot.

       

The trees are changing
As autumn pulls out her paints

[Swatopluk]

red brown and yellow.

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Down the mug of beer
Let the barrel go empty

[pieces o nine]

Then let's get some more!


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Beer is very nice.
Wine too, and mead; best of all

[Opsa]

A sweet taste of life!



         


We sit together,
you, me, and all the cosmos

[pieces o nine]

breathing in an out.



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I feel the urge to
write gratuitous haiku

[Aphos]

My body trembles


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Long ages passing
Time flies upon speeding wings

[Swatopluk]

And we grow older

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What is that vile sound
Filling soccer/football stadiums?

[Sibling DavidH]

Is it flatulence?

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I don't get haikus -
How many syllables now?

[Swatopluk]

5 is right out, no?

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The vuvuzela
Hellish instrument of noise

[Sibling DavidH]

Sounds like flatulence
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With which orifice
Is the vuvuzela blown?

[Swatopluk]

Ask Oral Roberts*

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The sound of one hand
Hitting your cheek at great speed


*you can find his infamous sex sermon on youtube where there is much talk about orifices.

[Opsa]

Upper or lower?

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This haiku is for
Pieces, who resurrected