Infidelity gene found!

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Ok, this is the classical quirk story but according to some Swedish scientists:

There are, of course, many reasons why a person might have relationship problems, but this is the first time that a specific gene variant has been associated with how men bond to their partners

Finally the get out of jail card we men were looking for... 

[Griffin NoName]

***Topic Disclaimer***

This is not an advertisement for aruldite, pritt stick, UhU, or any other glue.

However, should you have trouble with a partner, we have a petition you can sign in which we demand an explanation of why Cricks and Watson failed to protect parternships.

Anyone who wishes to sign the petition should PM  sibling Gene Stoppers, or Father "Fathers' Against Against Parental Alienation Syndrom" (medical facts as yet unestablished), or Father4Justice unless you already have a batman costume in which case your partner's genetic footprint is likely to be greater than size 14 and escape is the best option (avoid beanstalks).

Alternative action: get your man to join the Mother's Union or the W.I. or persuade your lassie to take up hurling.

[beagle]

Finally the get out of jail card we men were looking for... 

At the price of being compared to voles. Which is what women always claimed anyway.

How do they know they haven't discovered the "Lying to irritating surveys" gene?

[Black Bart]

I've had a lot of trouble with my Jeans lately...the turn ups keep falling down and I think I've got a faulty zip.

[Opsa]

Yeah, that's what my first husband said.

[Sibling Chatty]

Mine, too.

He was also my last husband, AND my late husband...

[Opsa]

I got a replacement and so far the jeans seem okay. Several sizes larger, but that's all right with me.

[stellinacadente]

Yeah, that's what my first husband said.

I am beginning to wonder if your ex husband is the same guy I have divorced last year....  

[Opsa]

 

We're better off without him!

[Griffin NoName]

Does anyone know what the monogomy gene looks like? 

And what about the one for faithfulness?  Is it the same as the one for full of faith?

[Aggie]

Does anyone know what the monogomy gene looks like? 

And what about the one for faithfulness?  Is it the same as the one for full of faith?

Need a blood sample for analysis?

[ivor]

Is their a liberal/conservative gene?  Wouldn't it be cool if we could engineer a virus that would genetically modify people to turn on their liberal gene contagiously?

[Aggie]

 Liberals aren't evil enough for that are they? (and more likely to be against GMOs).

OTOH, I would not be surprised to see a GOPrion sometime in the future.

[ivor]

It wouldn't necessarily be done by liberals. It could be a terrifying weapon for conservatives to be used on other conservatives.