The world as we know it, is over

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

I thought I had seen it all, with regards to stripping the shills of their money.

Then I saw this:

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=23701

PT Barnum would've been proud.

[Alpaca]

Wow. That's even better than this/

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Aaah, it's things like those make me proud to be human. :|

[ivor]

Can I get that low calorie water online?

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Definitively, a sucker is born every minute... 

[Sibling Chatty]

Well, except that Sapporo markets a HUGE line of "vitamin and minerals added" waters for all occasions, including this one, which helps support the dieting individual with extra nutrients and an herbal appetite suppressant.

The Engrish on the label is more succinct that diet support water.

Their "prostate water" doesn't have prostates in it, but rather has the herbs and minerals that support good prostate health.

Heck, here's a partial list. I find "Liquid Salad" funnier.

Asahi Inryo: Vitamin C and Oligosacchrides for Kids, CHIBI BIRE (U2‐0605‐021)
Coca Cola: Stress Relief Water, TARUMI (U2‐1003‐022)
Coca Cola: Diet Water, BOKO (U2‐0503‐023)
Tamanoi: Triple Diet Water, NEPITUNE (U2‐0502‐024)
Suntory: Life Partner Water, DAKARA (U2‐0502‐025)
Calpis: Maintenance Water, WELL (U2‐0202‐026)
Asahi: Oligosaccharides Water, EVERY (U2‐1001‐027)
Coca Cola: Liquid Salad, WATER SALAD (U2‐050‐1028)
Nichirei: Vitamin C Water and Drinks, ACEROLA (U2‐0500‐029)
Meiji: Aloe Water, AQUA ALOE WATER (U2‐0500‐030)
Calpis: Mother's Milk, MILQ (U2‐0805‐031)
Calpis: Calcium & CCP, GHUN GHUN GURUTO (U2‐0805‐032)
Itoen: Multi Task Water, CATECHIN SUPPLEMENT (U2‐0205‐033)
Pokka: Skin Beauty, KIRETO LEMON DAYCARE WATER (U2‐0505‐034)
Lotte: Esthetic Water, ESTHETIC LIFE (U2‐0200‐035)

From: http://www.functionalfoodsjapan.com/images/FFJ06_Product_report_list.pdf

(It scares me when we've got the same responses as these folks...) http://www.dirtydozensbunker.com/showthread.php?t=30378

[Alpaca]

The signatures in that thread you linked to are the best part.

[Sibling Chatty]

Yesh..I LUBS crayzee peoplez.

They SOOO funnee!!

(Except they're serious, and that can get sorta...scary. )

[Bluenose]

Hey!  Do you think they could make a dehydrated version of the Diet Water, to cut down on the postage?

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

(It scares me when we've got the same responses as these folks...) http://www.dirtydozensbunker.com/showthread.php?t=30378

Just because a person is a nutjob does not automatically mean EVERYTHING they say is automatically wrong... 

[anthrobabe]

Hey!  Do you think they could make a dehydrated version of the Diet Water, to cut down on the postage?

Dear Blue--- get a FREE sample here-------  free dehydrated water sample