End of Daze

[Opsa]

Does this mean we didn't make The Rapture?

Carp!

[The Meromorph]

Does this mean we didn't make The Rapture?

Carp!

Revelation 14.1 thru 14.4 (snipped):
"The hundred and forty and four thousand ... which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins."
Only 144,000 celibate men will be saved. (Those who were not "defiled with women.")

[Aphos]

Well, the 28th is past everywhere in the world now, and we're still here.

[Saranac Otter]

Does this mean we didn't make The Rapture?

Carp!

Revelation 14.1 thru 14.4 (snipped):
"The hundred and forty and four thousand ... which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins."
Only 144,000 celibate men will be saved. (Those who were not "defiled with women.")

Cool, didn't want to spend eternity with the Christian crowd anyways.  I hear that they were given Ward 6 of Heaven...Need a special pass to get in and there is not getting out.

[beagle]

Can they really only round up 144,000 celibate Christians in over two millenia?

Suggests:

1  Women are quite popular.
2  Not all Catholic priests have been following the rules.

Or there's a problem in the celestial HR department with de filing. (Sorry...).

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Wait, how can you be 'fruitful and multiply' if you're supposed to be celibate to get in the VIP?

Oh, I get it! The rapture comes when finally everybody is celibate!

[Opsa]

So we missed having to spend eternity with thousands of guys carping about not getting laid?

*Whew!*

[ivor]

Oh yeah!  You get to spend the rest of your life with billions of guys carping about getting laid once. 

[Saranac Otter]

Wait, how can you be 'fruitful and multiply' if you're supposed to be celibate to get in the VIP?

Oh, I get it! The rapture comes when finally everybody is celibate!

So not within the forseeable future then?

[Sibling Chatty]

Revelation 14.1 thru 14.4 (snipped):
"The hundred and forty and four thousand ... which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins."
Only 144,000 celibate men will be saved. (Those who were not "defiled with women.")

See, that's what happens with all that indiscriminate snippin' goin' on!!

[Griffin NoName]

The world's definitely not ended, I am stiil around.

Maybe we have it wrong. We don't die. The world ends.

And since we only have subjective perception, everyone else thinks the world still exists.

Ok, maybe I'll just get back to reading my book on deconstructing psychopathology

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Of course, it could be that, as Usual, the world ended right On Time.

That would be EVERY Wednesday, at precisely 3:00 PM Mountain Time.  (Why Mountain Time?  Because of Judge Wampner, who comes on in the mornings, on God's cable channel.  God does not like to miss Judge Wampner.)

Of course, a New-York Second later, the world is RE-Created exactly as it Was Before-- with everyone's memories intact, except without the destruction-bits.  Those get left out.  God is merciful, after all.

Now, there are some Heretics, who maintain that the world is re-created Last Tuesday.   These are known as Last Tuesdayinians.  But, as Everyone Knows, these people are just plain Nuts.   For, it's a well known fact that God also likes My Name Is Earl (which comes on on Tuesday---duuh)

[Griffin NoName]

Maybe the world ends and is re-created all the Time.  Maybe that's why Time is so important.

[pieces o nine]

Brahma wakes and sleeps, wakes and sleeps, wakes and sleeps...

[beagle]

Am I hanging in with the theology OK here? Brahma becomes Iswara each Tuesday in order to watch My Name Is Earl?