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Finish the Pirate Headlines

Started by Black Bart, January 29, 2008, 10:20:04 AM

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Opsa

#75
September 16, 2009, 05:51:11 PM
Yoo-oo, DaveL! Yer fergots ter put a new eddline in, again!

DaveL

#76
September 16, 2009, 09:52:24 PM
Intensive Fish Farming causes Big Ron sausage stock market collapse in Portsmouth

DaveL gets put in the stocks for incomplete Pirate Headlines. A ***** is expected.

Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

Griffin NoName

#77
September 17, 2009, 02:16:02 AM
 

DaveL gets put in the stocks for incomplete Pirate Headlines. A kick up the woozit is expected.

Madam Fifi introduces ecologically sound ******* to quell a mass walk out.
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Opsa

#78
September 17, 2009, 06:20:39 PM
Madam Fifi introduces ecologically sound 'Escort Service' to quell a mass walk out.

Wenches' Jello Wrestling Tournament at the Admiral Benbow Causes An Outbreak of ***********

pieces o nine

#79
October 23, 2009, 01:41:20 AM
Wenches' Jello Wrestling Tournament at the Admiral Benbow Causes An Outbreak of Innuendo


Wenches' Jello Wrestling Tournament at the Admiral Benbow Leads to ***********
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Opsa

#80
October 23, 2009, 08:36:51 PM
Wenches' Jello Wrestling Tournament at the Admiral Benbow Leads to Catastrophic Dandruff!

Bluenose at Large! Last Seen *************

Pachyderm

#81
October 23, 2009, 11:33:28 PM

Bluenose at Large! Last Seen Wearing Cleavage Hat



Cleavage Hats all the Rage in ***************
Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum....

Opsa

#82
October 24, 2009, 04:29:41 PM

Cleavage Hats all the Rage in the Land of Bald-Headed Men!

(Oi bet you fot I was gonna say "Cleveland"!)

Pachyderm Ahead in the ************ Polls

DaveL

#83
October 29, 2009, 08:59:00 AM Last Edit: October 29, 2009, 08:21:31 PM by DaveL
Pachyderm Ahead in the Republican mascot Polls

Pieces of Nine gets a Greco-Roman style avatar. She said that looking at the ***** on Michaelangelo's 'Statue of David' was her inspiration.
Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

beagle

#84
October 29, 2009, 01:04:32 PM Last Edit: October 29, 2009, 08:21:56 PM by DaveL
Pieces of Nine gets a Greco-Roman style avatar. She said that looking at the locks on Michaelangelo's 'Statue of David' was her inspiration.

DaveL's **** accidentally barbecued following unfortunate style comment.  Pieces located.

The angels have the phone box

Opsa

#85
October 29, 2009, 07:45:33 PM
DaveL's eyepatch accidentally barbecued following unfortunate style comment.  Pieces located.


Pieces located in Beagle's **********

Griffin NoName

#86
October 29, 2009, 08:22:40 PM
Pieces located in Beagle's kennel

Beagle accidentally ate Pieces' ************.

Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

pieces o nine

#87
October 30, 2009, 02:59:02 AM
Beagle accidentally ate Pieces' Headdress Vulture. Portsmouth Publicke Oz Spittal Reports He is Stable.


Beagle Objects to Assignment to Porstmouth Publicke Oz Spittal Stables. He insists on Treatment in the ************.



"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

beagle

#88
October 30, 2009, 11:55:26 AM Last Edit: October 31, 2009, 12:23:56 AM by DaveL
Pieces' tragic hat loss sorrow was cause of her putting on a **** and **** with *** in the focsle, says defence lawyer.

YARRR Sorry matey, I keep hitting the wrong modify thread button...sorry gang! DL
The angels have the phone box

Black Bart

#89
October 30, 2009, 08:20:47 PM
Pieces' tragic hat loss sorrow was cause of her putting on a Verybigsail and verytallmast with extrariggin in the focsle, says defence lawyer.

Sudden Squall to blame for WalkthePlank's ****** falling in the *******and causing an outbreak of *******
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night
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