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Started by Griffin NoName, October 06, 2008, 06:38:48 PM

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Griffin NoName

October 06, 2008, 06:38:48 PM
Amozon always amazes me. Look what I found this time - advertised as link shown below - in the sponsored links when searching lap trays !

<Sperm friendly laptop desk>


*No offense to anyone with fertility issues intended
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Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)

#1
October 06, 2008, 07:14:01 PM
:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:
Should I tell you how out of context can that statement be taken?
:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:
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I liked the mousepad though ;)
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Darlica

#2
October 06, 2008, 07:46:07 PM
Clever thing...
I have seen it for sale before but never with that marketing. ;D

"Kafka was a social realist" -Lindorm out of context

"You think education is expensive, try ignorance" -Anonymous

Sibling Lambicus the Toluous

#3
December 29, 2008, 07:32:21 PM
Funny... when I saw this thread, my mind immediately went to this book: Natural Harvest.

;D

Darlica

#4
December 29, 2008, 07:42:15 PM
Lambi...
I think you just took the "lust" part in ThecnoLust a bit too far...

Ewww.
:brainbleech:
"Kafka was a social realist" -Lindorm out of context

"You think education is expensive, try ignorance" -Anonymous

anthrobabe

#5
December 30, 2008, 05:37:01 AM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on December 29, 2008, 07:32:21 PM
Funny... when I saw this thread, my mind immediately went to this book: Natural Harvest.

;D

Stop that right now!  :barf:
Wait until the boss hears about this!

this explains it all
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#6
December 31, 2008, 12:44:25 AM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on December 29, 2008, 07:32:21 PM
Funny... when I saw this thread, my mind immediately went to this book: Natural Harvest.

;D

Oh, my!

Just goes to show:  some people will literally eat anything...  and then, later, try to justify it with intellectual apologetics.

Me?  I think it's just that they never grew out of the infant's tendancies to put everything in their mouths... a useful instinct for a baby exploring his world.  Not so useful as an adult in a world of toxic substances.  ::) ;D
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Swatopluk

#7
December 31, 2008, 09:21:37 AM
Now for a device that allows to combine laptopping and lapdancing  :mrgreen:
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin

#8
January 01, 2009, 06:20:38 AM
The "Nutritional Information" (page 14) is particularly useful.

Also:

QuoteGenerally, healthy males provide high quality semen and vice versa
:ROFL:

..and did anyone get as far as reading the Chef's Tip for omelettes?

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Talking of lapdancing, one of the men at the disco over Christmas was rather taken aback when dancing with a woman (unknown to him) who suddenly said to him THIS IS RATHER STRANGE FOR ME; I AM MORE USED TO DOING IT WITH A POLE* - hours later when he was chatting with us in the bar, he still wasn't quite sure which sort of "pole/Pole" she meant !

* use of capital letters as this would not work written down otherwise!  It made sense at the time!
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