Smoking a cigarette up to 24 hours before being with a baby causes cot death

[Griffin NoName]

Back on Topic. The advice seems to be to smoke lead shot the day before I visit the baby.

[Aggie]

Just use a lead pipe...

[Sibling Chatty]

Or buy the ducks some dentures, and don't take any cigs with when you go to see the baby...

Patches or gum...patches light easier, but the gum can be chewed first, then smoked!

(Yes, I did have some nice drugs with my testing today.)

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Back on Topic. The advice seems to be to smoke lead shot the day before I visit the baby.

Put some mercury in there, too.

That way, you'll have an excuse for being mad.

"He's mad, I say, completely mad"
--Dark Side of the Moon.

[Aggie]

I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad.

[beagle]

"I can't think of anything to say except...
I think it's marvelous! HaHaHa!"

Back on Topic. The advice seems to be to smoke lead shot the day before I visit the baby.

Pray your son loosens up a little before he creates the boy in a plastic bubble.

[pieces o nine]

Put some mercury in there, too.

That way, you'll have an excuse for being mad.

Griffin
Ay, marry, why was she sent into England?

First Sibling
Why, because she was mad: she shall recover her
wits there; or, if she do not, it's no great matter
there.

Griffin
Why?

First Sibling
'Twill a not be seen in her there; there the men
are as mad as she.

Griffin
How came she mad?

First Sibling
Very strangely, they say.
She smoked a Lead pipe; with Mercury retrograde...

[Griffin NoName]

sheer beauty PO9.

Beagle do you know where I can purchase one of those plastic tents they put people/babies into in hospitals? I'm thinking it would be an appropriate gift.

Of course the last laugh is mine. This son has spent his life mocking every (sensible) caution I have invoked. Thus shall the foibles of the parent be visited upon the child. Yeh! Unto the 10th generation.