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The Al Gore game

Started by Swatopluk, October 06, 2006, 05:43:00 PM

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Scriblerus the Philosophe

#105
November 24, 2006, 05:44:00 PM
Indeed.

Al Gore invented the golf ball.
"Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees." --Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith

#106
November 25, 2006, 07:46:21 AM
No, that was Albus McReady.  He was very bored with sheep-farming one afternoon ...

Al Gore invented Comedy Central Secret Stash.
Sometimes, the real journey can only be taken by making a mistake.

my webpage-- alas, Cox deleted it--dead link... oh well ::)

Sibling Chatty

#107
November 25, 2006, 10:42:30 PM
He needed something to do with all the videos people sent him to use to blackmail GWB out of the race for office in 2000...

Al Gore may well be drafted to run for President again in 2008.
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Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith

#108
November 25, 2006, 10:52:38 PM
_I_'d vote for him.  Hopefully, he will permit his interesting and witty personality to shine through the usual political handling ... :P

Sometimes, the real journey can only be taken by making a mistake.

my webpage-- alas, Cox deleted it--dead link... oh well ::)

Sibling Chatty

#109
November 26, 2006, 04:34:56 AM
That's what killed him last time, listening to the "experts". If he'd just ignore the James Carvilles and that kind of 'manager' and go with what he thinks is right...and acts like himself, not like a stuffed shirt, he could win. Assuming, of course, that the party doesn't get totally Hillaryized in the mean time.

The whole thing's going to come down to the populist progressives versus the overtly 'centrist' political operatives. The people win if the progressives win. The corporations continue to win otherwise. It'll be a little tighter on them, but not as much as it needs to be.

Ooops!! Hijacked the game.

Al Gore invented the electric hula hoop.
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Swatopluk

#110
November 26, 2006, 09:21:59 AM
A slight malfunction then led to the invention of techno.

Al Gore invented solar-powered roller skates
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Scriblerus the Philosophe

#111
November 26, 2006, 07:00:44 PM
Indeed.

He's also invented other useless solar-powered things, such as a solar powered blender, stapler, and paper shredder.
"Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees." --Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith

#112
November 26, 2006, 07:06:29 PM
I especially liked his Solar-powered Camp Fire*


Al Gore also invented the solar-powered camera-flash.  Only works outside, and during the day...





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* not guaranteed to keep wolves at bay at night. Not guaranteed on cloudy days, or during solar eclipses
Sometimes, the real journey can only be taken by making a mistake.

my webpage-- alas, Cox deleted it--dead link... oh well ::)

Sibling Chatty

#113
November 26, 2006, 10:39:03 PM
He may well have, but it works beautifully!!

Al Gore also invented the search engine.
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Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith

#114
November 27, 2006, 06:00:42 AM
Actually, I believe he did. Especially THIS one:  http://www.missdewey.com/. (flash-heavy site, but worth the wait. very amusing, actually. Ask her personal questions ... !)

Al Gore also invented cheese-cloth. A material used to strain cheesy jokes and such. Also used in Afghanistan women's wear, chiefly over the face ...
Sometimes, the real journey can only be taken by making a mistake.

my webpage-- alas, Cox deleted it--dead link... oh well ::)

Sibling Chatty

#115
December 02, 2006, 06:36:04 AM
Nope, Cheesecloth was invented by the Monks of St. Gorgonzola the Fragrant, and made available to the modern world by the Brothers of Perpetual Holeyness of Switzerland.

Al Gore invented the blend of Colby and Monterrey Jack Cheese that's sold as Co-Jack.
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Swatopluk

#116
December 04, 2006, 06:06:57 PM
I thought it was the Wensleydale cheese that he invented to give him a special smile when saying it.

Al Gore invented Wallace & Gromit
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith

#117
December 05, 2006, 02:46:12 AM
Are you certain such fine British humor was authored by a sometimes too-stiff American?

Al Gore also invented too-stiff speeches - so stiff that they gave me a sympathetic back-ache just watching them ... :P
Sometimes, the real journey can only be taken by making a mistake.

my webpage-- alas, Cox deleted it--dead link... oh well ::)

Swatopluk

#118
December 10, 2006, 08:59:03 AM
Depends
Was his upper lip stiff also?

Al Gore invented the moustache
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

goat starer

#119
December 10, 2006, 01:00:46 PM
that was invented by a sartorially elegant mouse

Al Gore invented rice paper
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