Toadfish Monastery

Well I say old chap...all that fiddling makes a chap go blind don't cha know!

He was fiddling with his moniker as well. He was writing a note to someone. All I could see was a few words....

Hand over the...  and Ronie Ronny Runnie.......

Eau, now I'm all atwitter. Who was writed a note to whom? And were they using black ink on white stationary?

My word, did someone mention stationary. Those quill pens just ain't what they used to be.

Those cheap imported feathers from the colonies are making my hand writing look positively dastardly.

It's back to calligraphy classes for my entire estate at once!

Personally I utiliise gold tips.

Dare I ask where? But before you answer, have Nanette bring in a round of brandies in case we feel faint. To reduce risk of injury, everyone position her or himself in front of a divan!

Usually on the veranda.

Where would yuo use them?

Nanny had some gold tips.
They were rather like a cigar tube, but buzzed in the most extraordinary fashion, what?
She used 'em for our weekly enemas...  Rather fun, don'cher know.


Never used 'em on an a verandah, though.

Oh how delightful!! I fear all this cold weather may give me influ-enema shortly.

Quote from: DaveL on April 04, 2008, 02:14:41 AM
My word, did someone mention stationary. Those quill pens just ain't what they used to be.

Those cheap imported feathers from the colonies are making my hand writing look positively dastardly.

It's back to calligraphy classes for my entire estate at once!

At this very minute, old chap, I am engaged in the construction of a 'Stationary Village'.  So far I have only got as far as establishing a Postcard and Pen Corner:



But I hope to introduce a sticky label and ink avenue soon.

Veddy pretty, Bartholomew.

Well, I guess I'll put away my fainting cushion for now. Everyone out onto the veranda for gold nibs and a chuckle at the commoners.

Quote from: DaveL
Oh how delightful!! I fear all this cold weather may give me influ-enema shortly.

My good man! There are ladies  present.
Somewhere...

I flush at the very thought!

Guffaw Guffaw, look at that old villager collecting pine cones to burn, to keep his family warm in winter. How quaint!

Takes off Land Lubber hat.

Yarrrr...!

I found this and put over on the Facebook TLLL site.

http://www.britishinvasion.co.uk/fun/engnamegen.php

I'm 'Lord Barquing Madd of Bush'

Speaking of Bush, here's what I got when I type 'George Bush' and selected working class.

'Don Sapless the cucumber grader '

Blimey and top ho...it's as if they know me personally:

Baron Carrot-Topp of Melton Bottom

I feel I would be very much at home at Melton Bottom...they must have a cheese shop.