Toadfish Monastery

Only by the charm of the lovely gentlemen on this forum. The other kind of intoxication also makes me beet red and flushed, and icky.


The sibling below me has a secret craving for chocolate covered ants.

MMMMMM! c-h-o-c-o-l-a-t-e (the ants are merely incidental)

The sibling below me likes a bit of coffee with their chocolate

No thanks, I prefer tea. But caffeine may be in the chocolate and that's okay with me. (tttthhhhhooouuuggghhhh mmmaaayyybbbeeee nnnnnoootttt mmmyyy nnnneeerrrvvveeesssss).

The sibling below me had to much caffeine and is now morsing his/her messages.

So much caffiene I took a few minutes to work out what morsing was but now I ..- .--.--.-.-...-.-.-...-. -.-. ..-. -.-. -.-. -..-..

or somnething

the sibling below me has found the online enigma machine at http://www.xat.nl/enigma/ and will only communicate thusly

No, I prefer the Polish machine that was developed after cracking the Enigma system.

sunjelko
(does that mean LastPost?)

The sibling below me will never know.

Oh, I don't know yet, but I will find out eventually...

The sibling below me knows, but doesn't want to tell...

It is a secret. I will go to the grave with it (unless I get drunk and it slips out)

the person below me wishes they wern't!

Being a were-whatever has its pros and cons.
There has even a were-bread been spotted last Halloween (at least in Germany).
The sibling below me would prefer a were-plumpudding

I certainly would prefer you were plum pudding but goats will eat anything.

the sibling below me is food for thought.

Aaaaaargh! The soul-eater has catched up with me again?!

The sibling below me is a member of the Young Men's Reformed-Cultists-of-the-Ichor-God Bel-Shamharoth Association

Please don't let on that Oim a loidy, but it is a nice place to meet young men.

The sibling below me left a basket of basket sharks on my front steps.

fear not for they are quite tame. they just require a pound of flesh, nothing more.

The sibling below me chain smokes pretzels.

That's what happens when I try to microwave them - they tend to burn


The sibling below me only eats organic potato chips (crisps)

They're easier to chew that inorganic ones. I hate having bits of iron or aluminum crisps in my teeth...

The sibling below me has a plethora of pumpkins.

At least the neighbors on my street do.  Nice!

The person below me likes to carve pumpkins only using a rusty spoon and a worn toothpick.