Toadfish Monastery

None, if you call him a man. Are women that easy to manipulate?

What made him leave his mother for a gun ?

With a gun he can have a legal relationship.

How many years can a mountain exist
Before it's washed to the sea?

Do you have time for a brief chat about oceanic ridges, plate tectonics, subduction zones and erosion? Might be a few tensors and a passing reference to Theseus' paradox as well.
I worked it all out once before but it got blown away in a sudden gust of wind.


Why must the show go on?

Because if we have to refund all these tickets, it's coming out of your salary.


How much is that doggie in the window?

5000 Taler

Wein oder lach ich?
(Do/should I cry or laugh?)

Why not laugh so hard that tears come out?


Why it has to be like this?
I'm asking you why

I told you you'd be sorry for inventing that machine.

How did the cat get so fat?

And where are the goldfishes and the hamster and the...

Götter, was mach ich?
(Gods, what shall I do?)

Put the cat on a diet.




Pardon me boy, is that the Chattanooga Choo-Choo?

Nein, der Sonderzug nach Pankow.

But what if [insert name] full of tears pleads with me to keep her?

Explain you make it a rule never to marry on a first date.


Well can you put your hands in your head?

Only when my ears are open.

Won't you bend my ear again ?

Only if it is made of tin

Is there anybody out there?

Here we are, born to be kings, we're the princes of the universe.

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?

Sincerely Yours!

Will denn das Verderben mich erfassen?
(is the bad fate going to take me?)