Toadfish Monastery

Sure, but which of those armors uses Kevlar?

Last _{now how do you do bullet resistant armor for a bird?} Post

Choose an ostrich.
Flying birds could be a bit more difficult

Last _{helmets for birds should be easy though} Post

That's the part of the Emu War that didn't make the history books!

Last _{happy the emus won} Post

Then there is this set for specimens transferred to infantry duty.


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Is there bird cavalry too?

Last _{not necessary horses. Riding on ostriches would qualify too.} Post

Last _{US to shutdown yet again?} Post

His Orangeness is open about wanting the economy and country to crash BEFORE he officially takes over, so he can blame it on the Dems and Biden.

Last _{and his marks voters will believe it} Post

The question now is whether we will have a King Donald or a King Elon.

Last _{oligarchs rule} Post

Smell the bonkers weirdos come
Gargoyle/Ghoulish trumpettes, MAGA scum
Snorts pepare or even crack
Half the country's out of whack

See/Hail the blob-like! JD Vance
and breathless rubes cheer Elon's dance
Virtue's dead, world's in decline
To heck, you leering randy swine!

Witness the second Gilded Age now dawn
Brought forth by Putin's vilest spawn
Brainworm junior (yes it's true)
Brings back measles, polio too

Sacred feces! Orange Doom
By decree of SCOTUS legally immune
Farce of farces, rich guys' will
But who will pay the fascists' bill?

Last _{questionable lyrics for questionable occasion} Post

Last _{no question, it is going to be bad} Post

Arrest them all, my henchmen now
The time has come at last
The libs and all the RINOs too
Who dared to cross/block my path
No safe space's there from MAGA's power
Now come the days of wrath
Oh writhe in discomfort annoyed, comfort denied
Oh writhe in discomfort, be destroyed

Last _{In bedlam and insanity the country will be torn...} Post

So now Donald wants to take over Greenland, Panama and Canada.

Last _{like all oligarchs, what we have is never enough} Post

What colour would the take over paint the world? (pink being British Empire etc)

Maybe orange for the face. Or yellow for the hair?

Last _{Are take overs good for atlas sales?} Post

I think the UK should cede South Georgia to the ICC as a permanent relocation center.
His Orangeness would wonder how they grow peaches in these climates and Putin would feel right at home and could do his outdoor stuff all day (caught on hidden cameras. The sales to gay magazines alone should suffice to cover the costs of the facility).

Last _{we have to design a Russian-US crossover flag to fly over it} Post

EDIT: RIP Jimmy Carter.
The Decent One departed before his polar opposite would take over (a second time).
At least His Orangeness is not the one to officiate at the official send-off, so there is  chance that it will be dignified.
And one fitting irony: Flags will be at half-staff on Inauguration Day since it will be before the end of official mourning (period of 30 days).

I'm sure Mr. The Art of the Idiot will complain about it or outright give an order to raise them back up again.

Last _{my goal for the next 4 years is to try to ignore the more outrageous stuff coming from that quarter, dunno how possible will that be, though} Post

Unfortunately, that's exactly what they want. That normal people get so disgusted that they turn their backs on politics and don't notice the really insidious policies enacted.

Last _{Bannon called it flooding the zone with sh|t} Post