Toadfish Monastery

Wot a simply capital idea!  Please make sure that there are ample supplies of gin and tonic, and I'll be there in just a jiffy.

I say! D'yer think we should take an elephant along? The idea just struck me....
Saw a movie once, doncherknow.

Is say, Lord Mero, what a simply spiffing idea.  I'll pack my elephant gun!

Top idea lords and ladies.  I shall get my entourage to fetch my nautical outfit at once! I'd love to wear my little pom-pom sailors hat!!

Ai sai, spiffing, what? Duty Elephant reportin' in. And Ai'll thankee ter put that elephant gun away, Lord Blue, it's giving me the heebie-jeebies, an' the very last thing yer wants on a confined vessel is a nervous helephant...

Splice the mainbrace, keelhaul the cabin boy and other nautical hexpressions!

Eau goodies. I've got simply the gayest little satin sailing outfit with spring green bows, complete with a cunning little sailor hat. Such a pity it doesn't have pom-poms, like Dave's. Oh well. One must make do with what one's got, dontcher know.

I've sent Alfred off to fetch a couple of crates of gin and tonic. What shall we do for sandwiches?

I'll have a crocodile Sandwich, and make it snappy!

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I love a little joke, eh!

Yers, quite.

I was rather hoping for some of those little cucumber sandwiches, the small ones with the crusts cut off.  Nanny always used to make us those when we were learning how to be proper little gentlemen.  Lovely with a nice cup of tea, I must say.

Titter, guffaw, wheeze, gasp... What if we get the cook to cut the cucumber sandwiches so that they look like little crocodiles? I'm sure it would be no trouble at all.

By joves, I must have dozed off in the sun. Can someone fetch me my parasol, I appear to be getting rather sunburnt!

Good Lord, Sir Dave, you're almost beige!

It does match well with the dress, though. Most becomin'. And damn handy fer the huntin'.

He will have to ride side-saddle, of course. Why, he'd be well-camouflaged on the palomino.

"Chortle, Chortle"

I really must invite you all up to my quarters for a game of cards some time. My scullery maid will prepare a banquet most fitting!

Darling, that's absolutely darling of you I'm sure, but, erm... may I be quite frank? That scullery maid, while she is...erm... efficient dontcher know, I have to wonder how...erm... (oh, how do I put this gently?) sanitary her preparations may be.