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#1
Games and Jokes / Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
October 30, 2025, 08:42:14 PM
Democratic Social Movement is draining away. Soon all the pots will be empty.

Last FPTP must be abandoned Post
#2
Games and Jokes / Re: Simple Jokes Thread
October 30, 2025, 08:19:23 PM
Quote from: Aphos on September 08, 2025, 12:55:39 AMWhen you lie in bed dying, your loved ones wish that you could come back.  But when you really do, then comes the screaming and the running.

Especially tomorrow evening.
#3
Good News ! / Re: Oi'm Baack!
October 30, 2025, 08:16:57 PM
Aaargghhh! Ye Be Verwy welcum Patchy. Taek cair ass mutch 'as bin 'appenin' - ssumwun keeeps movin' the dekchers arownd.
#4
Games and Jokes / Re: Word Association Game
October 30, 2025, 08:13:20 PM
Mrs. Malaprop
#5
Games and Jokes / Re: Two word story
October 30, 2025, 08:11:00 PM

After the first bars opened, the tired workers of old man March's popular emporium took a well deserved rest with tea and crispy crumpets. Just as the clock struck nine a worried bartender poured the last shot of fine Kentucky elderflower wine before the door was suddenly and irrevocably opened by the meanest man in the Far East. A disciple of Mao the Taoist Tapeworm, he surreptitiously wiggled his long and narrow proboscis, forming a suspicious image of an invertebrate villain. Meanwhile,under uncertain conditions of questionable circumstances Monsignor Tafardel, dean of Egregious Geography at Aberdeen School of Advanced Studies and Juvenile
#6
Games and Jokes / Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
August 18, 2025, 06:12:04 PM
#7
Games and Jokes / Re: Two word story
August 18, 2025, 05:47:18 PM
After the first bars opened, the tired workers of old man March's popular emporium took a well deserved rest with tea and crispy crumpets. Just as the clock struck nine a worried bartender poured the last shot of fine Kentucky elderflower wine before the door was suddenly and irrevocably opened by the meanest man in the Far East. A disciple of Mao the Taoist Tapeworm, he
#8
Games and Jokes / Re: Word Association Game
August 18, 2025, 05:45:46 PM
Film
#9
Games and Jokes / Re: Simple Jokes Thread
August 18, 2025, 05:44:09 PM
Rather contrived.
#10
Games and Jokes / Re: Video Spam game
August 18, 2025, 05:41:59 PM
Fabulous idea. Definitely needed.
#11
Games and Jokes / Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
April 11, 2025, 11:12:26 PM
Last what is the tariff on knives? Post
#12
Games and Jokes / Re: The unlikely headline game
April 11, 2025, 11:07:25 PM
 :ROFL:

Trump has managed that without changing his name.
#13
Games and Jokes / Re: Word Association Game
April 11, 2025, 11:04:56 PM
decay
#14
Games and Jokes / Re: Two word story
April 11, 2025, 11:04:02 PM
After the first bars opened, the tired workers of old man March's popular emporium took a well deserved rest with tea and crispy crumpets. Just as the clock struck nine a worried bartender poured the last shot of fine Kentucky elderflower wine before the door was suddenly and irrevocably opened
#15
Games and Jokes / Re: Video Spam game
April 11, 2025, 11:02:00 PM
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