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Messages - Swatopluk

#1
Games and Jokes / Re: The unlikely headline game
April 03, 2026, 06:02:39 PM
This is again a real one  :ROFL:

Eye drops made from pig semen deliver cancer treatment to mice
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-00982-2
#2
Games and Jokes / Re: Word Association Game
March 19, 2026, 08:37:21 AM
toothed whale
(I first typed wail :mrgreen: )
#3
Games and Jokes / Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
March 19, 2026, 08:36:11 AM
There must be a sweet spot (outside the fruit).
At what level of (non-royal) highness and inebrity are they most tolerable

Last should they be obligated to use auto-injectors to keep at that level? Post
#4
Games and Jokes / Re: The unlikely headline game
March 17, 2026, 11:28:29 AM
Disney starting production of Dog Jackal and Mr.Hyena
now animated and family friendly transported from foggy London to the sunny savanna
#5
Games and Jokes / Re: Word Association Game
March 13, 2026, 07:47:08 AM
purpose

(OK that would be dual not duel)
#6
Games and Jokes / Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
March 13, 2026, 07:46:19 AM
That's bananas! Are you a fruitcake?
Banana dances are low culture, flower waltzes high.

Last although banana dancers are often high. It's a symptom Post
#7
Games and Jokes / Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
March 05, 2026, 09:19:56 PM
Over here it's less common to name girls after fruit.
And flower names have gone out of fashion too

Last There was a doctor* in the US once who called his three sons Meningitis, Pneumonitis and Gastritis and got away with it Post

*of Greek origin I guess
#8
Games and Jokes / Re: Word Association Game
March 05, 2026, 09:15:55 PM
Pistol
(he loves a Tamerlane play very popular in Shakespeare's day ('Tamburlaine' by Christopher Marlowe) and quotes it on several occasions).
#9
Games and Jokes / Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
February 27, 2026, 07:56:27 AM
Cue infamous snails vs. oysters scene from Spartacus (Kubrick)

Last for the younger generation: eggplant vs. peach Post
#10
Games and Jokes / Re: Word Association Game
February 27, 2026, 07:53:33 AM
lion tamer
#11
Games and Jokes / Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
February 25, 2026, 10:43:59 PM
Don't know whether I am the carpenter but I'm definitely not the oysters.
...or into oysters for that matter


Last Maybe the car painter instead Post
#12
Games and Jokes / Re: Word Association Game
February 25, 2026, 10:40:25 PM
wild accountant sea
#13
Games and Jokes / Re: Word Association Game
February 20, 2026, 10:24:44 PM
insurance policy
#14
Games and Jokes / Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
February 20, 2026, 10:23:44 PM
Maybe BP's walrus protection program for the Gulf of Mexico will come in handy after all.

Last Are there walruses in the Gulf of Carpentaria? If not, there should be Post
#15
Games and Jokes / Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
February 18, 2026, 07:53:51 PM
both in political and meteorological weather/climate, I presume.

Last wait until His Orangeness blames the cold weather on Greenland and uses it as a pretense for invasion Post