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#31
Games and Jokes / Re: The unlikely headline game
December 18, 2023, 08:56:11 PM
Yeah, I came across this one! They must all have narcolepsy.
#32
Art Gallery / Re: Swato's Choral Squids
December 18, 2023, 08:53:22 PM
Interesting. Songs/poetry better in some languages rather than others. Makes Eurovision more difficult.
#33
Food / Re: Xmas Pudding
December 18, 2023, 08:48:48 PM
Mystery - I have always hated Christmas Pudding and then last year, after 72 years, I found I really really liked it, couldn't get enough of it. Looking forward to this year, and yes Aggie it needs to be made months ahead of eating. I expect Swato can tell us why!
#34
Games and Jokes / Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
November 27, 2023, 09:08:48 PM
I keep finding evidence my mouse/mice are still around despite the poison the council put down. Not droppings but tears in plastic bags, always at mouse height and specific in shape. I don't know why it/they is/are obsessed with plastic; nothing in the bags is edible (toilet paper, clothes, etc). I am fed up with it.

Last   :2guns: stop the paws attacking Post
#35
Games and Jokes / Re: Two word story
November 27, 2023, 08:53:18 PM

A new crepuscular anteater found solace in tapping syncopated rhythms using its front teeth and certain keepers held barely back by wire entanglements installed by nefarious and malodorous penguins.  Meanwhile, within a crenellated battlement on top of a gothically inspired garden shed the multifarious congregation of dispassionate but elaborately coiffed and manicured chow chows held a conference of (to them) unknown importance. The head gardener waved incessantly during every episode of the Coronation Comedies before any ceremonial heralds were able to overcome and conquer the ever present yet well hidden banjo playing striped marsupials whose fur - mottled as the major lepidoform hexapode - stuck their hair straight without any discernible or even identifiable sign of nodular protuberances anywhere to accompany their dark and irritating lice. This development called for an insincere acknowledgement of the underlying and syncopated prolonged alterations of magnificent and luminescent lion manes that had ignominiously begun to sprout superficially adipose red lice infested with azure tapeworms.  Resplendent with luxurious overcoats ornated with Swarovski crystals, FrangiPhangi II, the recent High Priestess of fabulous and rabulistic natural ablutions, made an unprecedented appearance at the palatial Palace of the Palatine Hills with her entourage of resplendent and voluptuous pond-maids while her daugther waited for an opportunity to use her new prayer beads to help
#36
Games and Jokes / Re: Word Association Game
November 27, 2023, 08:52:18 PM
monocycle
#37
Games and Jokes / Re: Simple Jokes Thread
November 27, 2023, 08:51:10 PM
 :aargh!:
#38
Art Gallery / Re: Swato's Choral Squids
November 27, 2023, 08:49:01 PM
Do you write the german version first and then translate to English?
#39
Games and Jokes / Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
November 10, 2023, 05:50:24 PM
Clearly there is potential for AI to aid in pest control, to not only get rid but also to stop them returning.

Last but AI might see humans as pests Post
#41
Games and Jokes / Re: Two word story
November 10, 2023, 05:36:18 PM
A new crepuscular anteater found solace in tapping syncopated rhythms using its front teeth and certain keepers held barely back by wire entanglements installed by nefarious and malodorous penguins.  Meanwhile, within a crenellated battlement on top of a gothically inspired garden shed the multifarious congregation of dispassionate but elaborately coiffed and manicured chow chows held a conference of (to them) unknown importance. The head gardener waved incessantly during every episode of the Coronation Comedies before any ceremonial heralds were able to overcome and conquer the ever present yet well hidden banjo playing striped marsupials whose fur - mottled as the major lepidoform hexapode - stuck their hair straight without any discernible or even identifiable sign of nodular protuberances anywhere to accompany their dark and irritating lice. This development called for an insincere acknowledgement of the underlying and syncopated prolonged alterations of magnificent and luminescent lion manes that had ignominiously begun to sprout superficially adipose red lice infested with azure tapeworms.  Resplendent with luxurious overcoats ornated with Swarovski crystals, FrangiPhangi II, the recent High Priestess of fabulous and rabulistic natural ablutions, made an unprecedented appearance at the palatial Palace of the Palatine Hills with her entourage of resplendent and voluptuous pond-maids while her daugther waited for an opportunity to use
#42
Games and Jokes / Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
November 09, 2023, 09:36:45 PM
Do people drop food on tracks or platforms? Otherwise they must starve to death.

LastI am still trying to fathom how avatars work, nothing makes sense Post
#44
Games and Jokes / Re: Two word story
November 09, 2023, 09:27:18 PM
A new crepuscular anteater found solace in tapping syncopated rhythms using its front teeth and certain keepers held barely back by wire entanglements installed by nefarious and malodorous penguins.  Meanwhile, within a crenellated battlement on top of a gothically inspired garden shed the multifarious congregation of dispassionate but elaborately coiffed and manicured chow chows held a conference of (to them) unknown importance. The head gardener waved incessantly during every episode of the Coronation Comedies before any ceremonial heralds were able to overcome and conquer the ever present yet well hidden banjo playing striped marsupials whose fur - mottled as the major lepidoform hexapode - stuck their hair straight without any discernible or even identifiable sign of nodular protuberances anywhere to accompany their dark and irritating lice. This development called for an insincere acknowledgement of the underlying and syncopated prolonged alterations of magnificent and luminescent lion manes that had ignominiously begun to sprout superficially adipose red lice infested with azure tapeworms.  Resplendent with luxurious overcoats ornated with Swarovski crystals, FrangiPhangi II, the recent High Priestess of fabulous and rabulistic natural ablutions, made an unprecedented appearance at the palatial Palace of the Palatine Hills with her entourage of resplendent and voluptuous pond-maids while her daugther waited for
#45
Games and Jokes / Re: Word Association Game
November 09, 2023, 09:26:17 PM
clatter