Today, while taking a shower after using the swimming pool at the YMCA, I heard two young intellectuals have a scintillating discussion a few stalls over.
"You Irish people are all dirty and fruity."
"Are you calling me gay?"
"Uh..." *Clearly pauses to think* "Yeah!"
"You're gay."
"No, you're gay."
"You're gayer."
"No, you're gayer."
"You're so gay, you stopped being gay and then started again."
"You're so gay, you stopped being gay and didn't tell anyone!"
(I do too much justice by typing with proper grammar. For a start, "You're" would be replaced with "ur.")
Hollywood would eliminate most of the script writers for its comedies if it could just place a microphone into that shower stall and mine the comic gold.
That's funny!