How do, Shipmates an' Landlubbers alike! Capting P 'as return-ed ter these 'ere shores, full o' rum an good cheer toward all!
To the Pubbe!
Foirst round is on me!
Hic!
Welcome back!
Oxpeckers and squidlings are ready for a thorough hide treatment at the spa.
Barnacle removal on your vessel's hull is underway already.
Since we abhor waste, the barnacles will go right to the kitchen.
Ahh, barnacles in the Fish 'Ead Stoo! The sekret h'ingredient! Explains a lot, really. 'Specially how reluctant it is ter leave yer!
Aaargghhh! Ye Be Verwy welcum Patchy. Taek cair ass mutch 'as bin 'appenin' - ssumwun keeeps movin' the dekchers arownd.