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Open Water => Miscellaneous Discussion => Topic started by: Griffin NoName on October 27, 2006, 04:40:33 AM

Poll
Question: Are we in fact clones of each other? Which of the following statements applies to you?
Option 1: love Harry Potter, have an HP Printer, and I'm quite short
Option 2: have an HP Printer, and I'm quite short
Option 3: love Harry Potter and I'm quite short
Option 4: love Harry Potter and have an HP Printer
Option 5: None of these
Title: Monastery Inmate Clone Survey Service - Survey One
Post by: Griffin NoName on October 27, 2006, 04:40:33 AM
Recent conversations in the shout box have revealed the possibility that we are all in fact identical. This would not be surprising in a spiritual community, particularly if we have all incarnated from cosmic dust.

The Monastery Inmate Clone Survey Service (MICSS) has been set up to investigate this aspect of the living entities within the Monastery.

From time to time we will be carrying out carefully constructed surveys based on observations by our members.

At this time, we have no baseline. We do not know if we are already identical. Therefore, if at the end of time we are identical, we will not know whether we always were, or whether we have merely grown to be so due to our Monasterial Life.

Let us hope that these surveys will assist future beings to research this important aspect of the Toadfish Monastery and know the truth.

We at MICSS encourage everyone to reveal their true identity here by indicating above what they feel is the truest statement about themselves at this moment in time.

Thank You.

Title: Re: Monastery Inmate Clone Survey Service - Survey One
Post by: Aggie on October 27, 2006, 05:32:12 AM
Love Pratchett, have a Samsung printer, am quite tall. 

;D
Title: Re: Monastery Inmate Clone Survey Service - Survey One
Post by: Sibling Spoffish on October 27, 2006, 06:09:30 AM
Yeah that ^^^  ;D


... canon printer
Title: Re: Monastery Inmate Clone Survey Service - Survey One
Post by: Aggie on October 27, 2006, 06:13:51 AM
Someone needs to design a cannon printer.   ;D
Title: Re: Monastery Inmate Clone Survey Service - Survey One
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 27, 2006, 06:51:28 AM
Someone needs to convince Lexmark to make printers that actually work...

Love Prachett, no actual working printer, and I used to be considered tall, but it was an optical illusion.
Title: Re: Monastery Inmate Clone Survey Service - Survey One
Post by: Aggie on October 27, 2006, 06:57:42 AM
I've a crapper Lexmark of my sister's here...  if it didn't have a scanner bed on it, it's be recycled by now. 
Title: Re: Monastery Inmate Clone Survey Service - Survey One
Post by: goat starer on October 27, 2006, 10:25:17 AM
rather tall, have no printer (although my work has a hp one) cant be doing with adults reading childrens books - there are plenty of good sci-fi and fantasy books fopr grownups!!!!
Title: Re: Monastery Inmate Clone Survey Service - Survey One
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 27, 2006, 10:29:04 AM
Don't like Harry Potter, don't have an HP printer (actually no printer at all), am quite tall...

Love beer though... :D
Title: Re: Monastery Inmate Clone Survey Service - Survey One
Post by: Vita Curator on October 27, 2006, 12:55:12 PM
I am petite (I think that sounds better than short, whadda ya think NoName?  You and I are petite  :D), I do have a HP printer and I love Harry Potter and his creator (JK Rowling...she has done much to promote research into MS).

Oh my gosh, NoName, you ARE my clone from across the pond, or maybe we are one in the same person, or twin daughters from different mothers!  :D

Edit: Oh, and I love Pratchett also.  Late bloomer though, having been introduced to the man (in the literary sense) just this year (thank you Aphos and Bob).

Like the guy so much, everyone on my gift list this Christmas is getting a copy of "Good Omens".
Title: Re: Monastery Inmate Clone Survey Service - Survey One
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 27, 2006, 01:36:51 PM
I'm noncommital about Harry Potter, don't have an HP printer (but I do have an Epson and a non-working Lexmark!), and am rather tall (6'0").

Based on the number of people who don't love Harry Potter, don't have an HP printer and aren't rather short, it seems we may be made up of TWO groups of clones.

BTW - since when are literature appreciation and printer ownership genetically inherited traits?   ;D
Title: Re: Monastery Inmate Clone Survey Service - Survey One
Post by: The Meromorph on October 27, 2006, 03:58:57 PM
Love Harry Potter.
Love Pratchett.
Have a Lexmark printer at work, a Canon and an Epson at home.
I'm tall, but often a little short (don't carry money often  ;)).
Title: Re: Monastery Inmate Clone Survey Service - Survey One
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on October 27, 2006, 07:10:35 PM
Love Harry Potter
Medium height
Have ancient Brother laser printer

Seems I am unique, based on 2 of 3 characteristics: height & printer-ownership.

USED to own a lexmark, but quickly discovered it's drivers are HUGE, BLOAT-WARE, and it cost more than the printer to replace the stupid ink.  Faugh!
Title: Re: Monastery Inmate Clone Survey Service - Survey One
Post by: DeadPoet on October 27, 2006, 07:42:15 PM
I'm not really small and never read Harry Potter. But I do own 2 HP printers.

And the printer costing less to replace than the ink is a common thing.. I never bought printer ink, always new printers. It's way cheaper.
Title: Re: Monastery Inmate Clone Survey Service - Survey One
Post by: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 27, 2006, 07:47:43 PM
With one printer (Lexmark, IIRC) that we had in an office I worked in, we found that the cartridges that came with a new printer hold significantly less ink than ones you buy separately.

Edit: but extra printers are useful for other things, though.  I mean, how are you supposed to build an army of robot minions without a cheap and abundant supply of stepper motors?   ;D
Title: Re: Monastery Inmate Clone Survey Service - Survey One
Post by: Aggie on October 27, 2006, 07:55:43 PM
Quote from: Sibling Lambicus the Toluous on October 27, 2006, 07:47:43 PM
With one printer (Lexmark, IIRC) that we had in an office I worked in, we found that the cartridges that came with a new printer hold significantly less ink than ones you buy separately.

Aye, my new Samsung is cheaper than the toner cartridge (LASER, JOY!), but the 'starter' cartridge is about 40% the capacity of a replacement cartridge.
Title: Re: Monastery Inmate Clone Survey Service - Survey One
Post by: Sibling Chatty on October 27, 2006, 09:20:57 PM
Not available outside the US, Territories (and APO), but

http://www.carrotink.com

makes owning a printer and having ink a possibility.
Title: Re: Monastery Inmate Clone Survey Service - Survey One
Post by: Bluenose on October 31, 2006, 09:59:29 PM


  • Quite tall
  • Quite wide
  • Have several HP printers, although main printer is a Canon
  • Love Harry Potter
  • Adore Terry Pratchett
  • Other favourite authors include David Brin, Greg Bear, Gregory Benford, Verner Vinge, Stephen Baxter, umm, quite a lot more besides.

Bluenose
Title: Re: Monastery Inmate Clone Survey Service - Survey One
Post by: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on November 05, 2006, 04:52:41 PM
Love Harry Potter (I hated it before but read it to my son and whaddayanow)

I positively hate all forms of HP products including printers. (I have and unused Epson multipurpose in front of me, a relatively new cannon with a clogged head, and my working printer is a somewhat ancient Lexmark for which I buy ink not cartridges).

I am 5'10 (1.78m) (semi-tall?)

Lastly, being this a a monastery I will confess my sins: I haven't read Pratchett. I know  :oops: I promise once I finish what I'm currently reading (Solzhenitzin) I'll check it out.
Title: Re: Monastery Inmate Clone Survey Service - Survey One
Post by: The Meromorph on November 05, 2006, 05:58:19 PM
But..but...but...  That could be years!  :)
Title: Re: Monastery Inmate Clone Survey Service - Survey One
Post by: Opsa on November 17, 2006, 07:51:00 PM
I am average in height, have an old Epson printer that occasionally pretends to be broken but will rise from the dead again if I blow it out with a can of Office Duster, and am an habitual meditator. (See also Daydreamer, Flake, Self-Trancer and Tourist of Nirvana.)

I always thought beer tasted nasty, but then grew up and realized that Guiness Stout was surely a divine inspiration and now appreciate many other stouts and beers. That St. Peter's stuff is wonderful! Also Chimay.

Title: Re: Monastery Inmate Clone Survey Service - Survey One
Post by: Griffin NoName on November 17, 2006, 09:14:35 PM
This poll shows how wrong one can be when extrapolating information from a mere shout box.....
Title: Re: Monastery Inmate Clone Survey Service - Survey One
Post by: Opsa on November 19, 2006, 05:20:44 PM
Maybe we are clones in the like-to-talk-about-our-preferences aspect!
;D