The Sibling Below Me...

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

I think I have an idea. I'll better put my shoes back on.

The sibling below me is disgusted.

[Aggie]

Yes, well....  if by 'dis-gusted' you mean freed of wind... 

The sibling below me is smelling something worse than me and Kiyoodle's feet combined.

[rumblemonk]

you're right, my neighbor, the farmer, is spreading manure riddled with rotting chicken carcases over his fields for fertilizer.........dear god the flies

the sibling below me just threw up in his/her mouth, for that i am sorry

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

It was UGLY.

The next sibling's eyes vomited at the sight of the poop and carcasses.

[Opsa]

They're feeling lots better now, but have to lie down.

The sibling below me would rather think of happy little golden squidlings darting and twirling through the underwater sunbeams.

[Swatopluk]

Not necessarily golden ones but squids are a delight (at least while alive). Have ye met our new Lab guards already?

The sibling below me says hello to Mr. Vampyrotheuthis

[The Meromorph]

It actually went:-
Me: Hi!
Mr. Vampyroteuthis: 'lo!
Me: There ya go!


The sibling below me wonders why I bothered...

[Sibling Chatty]

Nah, I know why you bothered. It's because even Vampire Squiddies deserve respect and caring.

The sibling below me agrees that most sentient beings do, but wonders about the perpetrators of certain radio talk shows... (Sentient beings excludes some of them.)

[goat starer]

sentience is overrated.

the sibling below me would but they find it difficult due to family obligations.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Yes, that is too true. Some of my family have yet to discover sentience, and those of us who have wonder if they ever will....

The sibling below me can relate to that, too.

[DaveL]

Yes, my family have trouble stringing sentiences together.

The sibling below me believes Meerkats will supercede humans following the next mass extinction.

[Opsa]

Indeed I do, as they are far less sentient than are we.

The Sibling below me welcomes our meerkat overlords.

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

In anticipation of their rise to power, I have made my living room a meerkat oasis: I've installed the sunlamps, filled the room with good burrow-quality sand to a depth of three feet, and am currently sourcing a supply of live scorpions to stock the buffet.

The sibling below me knows exactly where the tastiest scorpions can be found.

[The Meromorph]

Well, I used to, until my wife started making me take regular showers...

The sibling below me dreams in eight colors.

[Sibling Chatty]

My favorite one is octarine.

The sibling below me is hoping for a Cool Yule!!