The Sibling Below Me...

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Given that traditional cannibals don't take advise that well, I rather hope they get on with it quickly.

TSBM was thinking on actual recipes.

[Swatopluk]

Unfortunately the jokes I know about that are in German and difficult to translate (if at all).
Here some of the less dignified: http://www.imho.de/archiv/taobe_archiv.html

The sibling below me will discuss whether zombie or cannibal movies are 'lower' (leave out cannibal zombie porn in order to not muddle)

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Zombies are clearly lower, haven't you seen some of them dragging their corpses on the floor?

TSBM also thinks of the highlights of anthropophagic cuisine as a higher art.

[Opsa]

Well, cannibals must be high on something, or they wouldn't feed on such unclean prey.

The Sibling Below Me is hoping I've forgotten completely about okra frogurt.

[Aphos]

Yes.  Yes I had.  And now that you've brought it up again, I better have some Pepto.

The sibling below likes to drink things that are pink.

[Swatopluk]

A Black Russian is no Pink Lady
Give her the Singapore sling
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9MuEA2eF8c

The sibling below me will count the drinks in that song

[Opsa]

Well, I tried, but got distracted by thirst around #23. That was fascinating.

The Sibling Below Me knows another great booze song.

[Swatopluk]

Es gibt kein Bier auf Hawaii
Roll out the barrel
Im tiefen Keller sitz ich hier bei einem Faß voll Reben
Ergo bibamus (Goethe*)
In taberna quando sumus (Carmina Burana)
In München steht ein Hofbräuhaus
Als Büblein klein an der Mutterbrust (Falstaff in the opera by Otto Nicolai)
Trink, trink, Brüderlein trink
...

OK, all those are more of the traditional kind.

The sibling below me though more of a Heavy Metal version (I like my drinks unleaded please!)


*I hope this is a proper recording (can#t check now. this PC has no sound equipment) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrnIpbtKUsc

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

A midi version? Wait they started to sing. BTW heavy metal is all drink songs (or composed while drunk?).

TSBM thinks the culprit is a stronger mind changing substance.

[Swatopluk]

Whiskey with gun powder in it?

The sibling below me likes explosive dishes and drinks

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Spicy food is always explosive (or at least it feels that way).

TSMB has a bland taste.

[Griffin NoName]

So my sister said when she ate my arm.

TsBM has a dog with no nose.

[Swatopluk]

And it smells awful.

The sibling below me will cite chapter and verse of the origin of that joke

[Griffin NoName]

That joke was first published in chapter 365 verse 52 of the Newest Testament.

TsBM knows how to get two boy scouts into a baked bean tin.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

In ashes of course.

TSBM has a better hideout for the bodies.