The Sibling Below Me...

[Sibling Chatty]

Well, actually, I used to be a Baptist nun...

The sibling below me wold rather be an Aztec Priest's sacrifice that a Baptist nun.

[Aggie]

Well, both would involve sharp objects being used on bits that I hold rather dear....


The person below me confused falafel with alfalfa, with hilarious results.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

I did?

The sibling below me has been know to play with flint and steel near gas leaks.

[goat starer]

that is a calumny (although I have been known to pray with clint and neil near ass cheeks  )

the person below me will tell they never do what I say they will

[Bluenose]

Yes I do!

The sibling below me has never kissed an elephant, but secretly wants to.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

As long as it's an animal by nature, and NOT a political party-elephant! (there's simply not enough soap in the world to wash out your mouth after kissing a political elephant! )

The sibling below me prefers elephants to donkeys.  Animal OR political.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Yes, but I'm starting to like goats better, especially politically speaking.

[goat starer]

as the goat below with no idea what it is I am supposed to be doing below I will simply take the lovely compliment and move on 

the sibling below me runs a real bodega

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

mmmm. wine-merchant!  I would, if I actually worked for a living

The sibling below me wonders what it is I do with all my spare time, then.

[Black Bart]

It takes Tortoises a long time to do anything...I know, I've watched!!!

The person below me thinks Beagle should be clapped in irons and dragged before The Scurvy Disciplinary Court!

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Hmmm. Maybe.  I've learned to keep well clear of pirate-activity, as I cannot easily run away

What I do, instead of working for a living, is do stuff for people, and for some reason, they give me money in return.    Everyone seems happy afterwards...

The sibling below me is becoming frantic at the thought of all the Xmas presents they haven't purchased yet.

[Opsa]

I have seven dollars left, so I'm not fretting too badly.

The sibling below me wants an octopus beak for Christmas. On his or her face!

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

But, octopii are always kipping on their face, no?  (isn't their face the same side as their mouth?)

The sibling below me is now confused as to which side of an octopus the face is on.. the side with the eyes?  Which eye? How about their nose? What nose? ...

[DaveL]

Yes, it depends which way I squish them 

The Sibling below me rescues drowing insects from swimming pools (hey, I do)

[goat starer]

I did rescue drowning insects generally but have decided to leave them in the opond for the fish and frogs. I feel very bad abouyt it every single time 

the sibling below me has a dog called benjy that looks like a childs drawing of a rabbit