The Sibling Below Me...

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

I do. What's it called?


TSBM wonders why protein powder tastes funny.

[Griffin NoName]

I do. I suspect evil intruders are contaminating it with my lilac talc when I am out.

TsBM has no sense of the innocuous.

[Aphos]

Well, I have been told by some that I have no sense at all.

The sibling below me knows in what sense I am talking about sense.

[Swatopluk]

That you are a tongueless deaf-mute quadriplegic without a nose that surfs the intertubes using psychic powers unknown to science?

The sibling below me is a fan of hands-off sex.

[Griffin NoName]

Indeed, it is a precaution I take to avoid being handcuffed to the bed head.

TsBM looks twice.

[Swatopluk]

And think twice (unless it is about buying DVDs)

the sibling below me rashly thrashes the brash trash .

[Opsa]

But not before I aptly grapple with brass tacks.

The Sibling Below Me swiftly giggles at sickly prigs.

[Aphos]

Very swiftly.  If they here me, they might put me in the prig brig.

The sibling below me saw a regal eagle with a legal beagle.

[Swatopluk]

As long as it is not a rabid* Kleagle...

The sibling below me is afraid of identical letter triplets

*not to forget racist

[Aphos]

Yyyes Iii Aaam.

The sibling below me never checks his spelling.

[Sibling Chatty]

I'm dyslexic. It wouldn't change thing if I DID.

The Sibling Below Me isn't dyslexic, but likes the jokes...

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Some of them are damn good. (Dyslexics Untie! is my favorite)

The Sibling Below Me smells of elderberries.

[Aphos]

Yes, but my mother was not a hamster.

The sibling below me will taunt me a second time.

[Swatopluk]

I'll haunt and I'll taunt and I'll blow you with irony.

The sibling below me fears the big ironic wolf

[Aphos]

Little Red Riding Hood:  My, what big irony you have!
Big Bad Wolf:  The better to confuse you with, my dear.


The sibling below me has all the episodes of Pigs in Space on DVD.