The Sibling Below Me...

[Swatopluk]

What fore, HMS?

The sibling below me is the very model of a modern major general

[Opsa]

...and so are my sisters and my cousins and my aunts!

The Sibling Below Me polishes up the handle on the big, brass door.

[The Meromorph]

I polish up the handle so carefully!

The Sibling below me can't get this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCVTuevEUWA&feature=related
out of their head, now.

[Swatopluk]

Since this PC lacks sound equipment (apart from the beeper), the danger is low at the moment.

The sibling below me pops the weasel

[The Meromorph]

Do not! I give it away after a number of years ('cos Uncle wouldn't give nuffin fer it, 'cos it's cheap shonkers ennyways around).

The Sibling below me is greeted by name, when he visits Uncle.

[beagle]

Unfortunately the name is Napoleon Dynamite, not Solo.
I used to like Man from U.N.C.L.E as a kid, and have the DVDs now, mad though they are.

The sibling below me knows How To Steal The World.

[Swatopluk]

But since I am a cautious person, I wait for for an interested party to take it off my hands immediately before I risk getting caught with it.

The sibling below me thinks that stealing the world is a petty offence due to lack of value of the stolen goods.

[Aphos]

With the depressed galactic economy right now, real estate values have really fallen.

The sibling below me plans to invest in Centauri wine futures.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Of course! Those will boom in 200-300 years!

TSBM is incapable of long term planning.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

The devil is in the details, and I always miss those.


TSBM would like to take my finals for me.

[The Meromorph]

The problem is, I would want to try and make the examiners laugh, rather than you get a pass... 

The Sibling below me once built a commode out of Lego.

[Swatopluk]

I was more into LEGO ships. The surviving ones (my own designs) stand on the bookcase next to me right now.

The sibling below me was the one to order 4 million standard LEGO bricks to model the foot of the Colossus of Rhodes in original size (that was more than the order service was able to handle).

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

We'va always been a rather nerdy family and the couple dozen legos that survived my father and uncle just wouldn't cut it.


TSBM hopes to receive many socks, unfashionable ties, ugly sweaters, and underwear for Christmas.

[Swatopluk]

Usually no clothing items, although I won't exclude some woolen socks from Norway which I can't wear anyway.

The sibling below me will knit an overall.

[pieces o nine]

Just as soon as I finish crocheting an underall.


The Sibling Below Me has a black belt in Defensive Macrame.