The Sibling Below Me...

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Not really but I'm sure it looks fabulous.

TSBM has a sense of fashion.

[pieces o nine]

True. But it is so often overshadowed by my sense of impending doom.


TSBM has a sense of  de-pending doom...

[Black Bart]

Aye tis true...I be addicted to Doom 1, 2, 3, Final Doom, Definitely the Last Doom and That's about it for Doom.

TPBM is overjoyed by me latest Long Winded Yuletide Tale.

[anthrobabe]

I am not entirely sure that overjoyed is the right word. However, if by overjoyed you mean green to the gills sick to my stomach.
Then yes  overjoyed it is.

TSBM knitting a fuzzy blue (well sort of a manly Teal anyway) blankie for movie watching night.

[Pachyderm]

It has rabbits on it. But it is not for movie nights.

TSBM knows what the blanket is for.

[Opsa]

Are the rabbits a clue?

The Sibling Below Me wants fuzzy grey toadfish slippers for Christmas.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Mm, I want Papal bunny slippers, actually. That's my winter project, I think.


TSBM thinks we should send Pope Palpatine some Papal bunny slippers, too.

[Swatopluk]

The same type that the Balrog wears
http://flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/theories/slippers.htm

The sibling below me is a fan of amoeba porn

[Aphos]

Pseudopods turn me on soooooo much.

The sibling below me uses Turtle Wax to polish his bald spot.

[The Meromorph]

I used to, but now I use ear wax, as it makes it look suntanned.
I also recite:-

The little amoeba shuns coition,
and propagates its kind by fission,
a process it finds most effectual,
the happy little homosewual...

whilst I polish.

The Sibling below me admires how neatly I worked the last two posts into my answer.

[Opsa]

I'm positively dazzled, dearest boychick.

The Sibling Below Me knows what Mero meant to type when he typed "homosewual" but is now pondering what a homosewual might be.

[beagle]

Oi. Some of my very best dyslexic friends are homosewuals.

TSMB's best friend is a Libyan.

[Aphos]

Yes, and a very sewual Libyan at that.   


The sibling below me studies the sew lives of amoebas in his spare time.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

HER spare time, thankyouverymuch.


TSBM has Balrog slippers. As earmuffs.

[Pachyderm]

Much better than the duvets and anchor hawser Heath Robinson number I had created. Much snugger round the pinna.


TSBM doesn't give a pinna.