The Sibling Below Me...

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

But I won't.  Living under the threat of Homeland [un]Security, I'm compelled to remain silent.

The sibling below me feels more secure than ever, since installing a do-it-yourself inflatable attack dog just inside the front door.... now with Realistic Barks^tm

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Yes. Quite positive the FBI or whoever comes to arrest me for dissenting will be scared of my inflato-dog.

TSBM has a bestiary of inflatable animals.

[Swatopluk]

Inflatable mosqitos are all around the house.

The sibling below me harks the guardian pirates

[Opsa]

And lo, a host of guardian pirates doth appear, saying "Rejoice and be exceedingly bombed, for unto you is bourned this day- a great cask of the foinest rum. And it's name shall be 'Emptied in a Trice'. Amen. And there was great rejoicing and also some falling down.

The Sibling Below Me has voted today.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Indeed, I have.

Even though it was a complete and total waste of my time (I'm in a red state...) I voted anyway.

It took me 2 hours and 10 minutes of line-waiting.

It took me about 7 minutes to complete the national ballot, and about a minute to read and vote on the two city propositions.

The voting machine read 803 and 804 as I fed my ballots in: meaning that 400+ people had voted in that machine alone.  (there were multiple machines)

The guy doing the registration said it had been non-stop long-lines since 6:30 am (central).  There was still a line out the door, as I left.

YAAAY!  People are voting in droves....! 

The sibling below me also voted, but wrote in "moose" for president, instead of the choices presented...

[Pachyderm]

I was going to, but I misspelt it, and got

"If McCain wins I'll shave my head and become a nun" instead.

Then I realised that it was for the bye-election in Glenrothes. 


TSBM's vote actually counts.....

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Well, in this vote it does. 

I voted for PZ myself; he's the current front runner, too.

The sibling below me will also vote in the above, for it's Important*




_{* are not ALL internet polls of vastly underrated importance?}

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

But I really wanted to vote for the moose.

The sibling below me has approximately half of the popular vote.

[Swatopluk]

Yes, but the other half of me is mounting a filibuster

The sibling below me has no internet connection

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

That is correct.  I am Master Thespian, and I simply project my mighty voice directly into everyone's computers.

It only LOOKS like I used on-line software.


The sibling below me routinely listens to Master Thespian Radio:   no technology required, just step outside and listen for the voice directly in the air.

[Swatopluk]

You are thespicable!

The sibling below me is aware of all internet traditions but does not give a d*mn

[Aphos]

Actually, there isn't much I DO give a d@mned about.  Except not giving a d@mn.  I really do give a d@mn about not giving a d@mn.



The sibling below me knows what I meme.

[Opsa]

 

The Sibling below me gives two damns and an aquaduct.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Well, I would, but they tell me that there are snail darter endangered fishies in there, and my projects might kill'em.....

The sibling below me prefers their fishies not in their drinking water, thankyouverymuch

[Pachyderm]

You can drink water? Who'da thunk it?

TSBM will now tell us about trichobezoar.