The Sibling Below Me...

[Sibling Chatty]

Can I coat her in a mix of liverpaste and honey, and hold the moose back to trample the bits??

TSBM wishes that Alaska had fallen into the Bering Straits and drowned when Sarah was mayor of Podunk, or whatever that
WaSilly town is...

[Swatopluk]

I prefer the version where congress refused to pay for that wortless piece of real estate (Seward's Folly) in 1867.

The sibling below me is currently reading Czech Moscow's famous novel Alaskaja Ditja* in that alternate universe.

*russian: child/kid

[Opsa]

How did you know I lived in an alternate universe?

The Sibling Below Me can see my alternate universe from her/his alternate universe.

[Swatopluk]

It's called the second sight.

The sibling below me prefers second hand altenate universes

[Pachyderm]

It's so hard breaking in a virgin universe.


TSBM will now think about weightless sex.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

In a padded pod to be exact, and hoping that bumping against the walls isn't too distracting.

TSBM prefers doing it underwater.

[Aggie]

Yes, but unfortunately it's better suited for younger males.  I can't hold my breath long enough anymore. 


TSBM holds a world record.

[Swatopluk]

I still own some records. I'd be surprised, if there was none with a World label.

The sibling below me will make a fortune with Ostrich-pulled SUVs

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Yesh. Buy two!

TSBM is a B and E artist on the side.

[Swatopluk]

Does that stand for Bovine digestive final product and embezzlement?
I would never make that my official business plan

The sibling below me will take the U from the USA

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Indeed.  A more accurate term will be D for Divided States of America.

And, while we're at it, that's another pet-peeve:  It ought to be North America.

Thus, the new name will be:

These Divided States of North America.  Or DSNA. 


The sibling below me will come up with another meaning for DSNA...

[Pachyderm]

Dyslexic National Signwriters Association.


TBMS will now train as a mushfaker.

[Opsa]

Yes, I plan to be a big hit at parties with my Oatmeal Impersonation.

The Sibling Below Me knows how to make a sound like a scone.

[pieces o nine]

Yes. If a Pretender to the Throne attempts to sit on me, I will scream, "Dè tha thu a dèanamh?"


TSBM knows the location of the actual Round Table.

[Pachyderm]

I do, but under the strictures of the Diet of Worms, I'm not allowed to tell you.


TSBM, however, is.