The Sibling Below Me...

[Swatopluk]

Well, you would be afraid too, if every false move would lead to you beaten up with oversized shoes (thanks Matt Taibbi for that)

The sibling below me talks in tongues if absolutely necessary

[Aphos]

Yes.  Every time someone threatens to shoot me unless I talk in tongues, I say "sferklemamen astroveturenach redunken" and they leave me alone.


The sibling below me knows what "sferklemamen astroveturenach redunken" means.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

I might.

But, I'm not at liberty to say one way or another.

It's stamped "Classified, as per D.C."

The sibling below be just shuddered, as he/she recognized the initials, "D.C."

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Yup, I never liked Superman.

But I like Batman, what does that make me?

TSBM Prefers Marvel

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Spent many a wasted hour and $ reading comics.

Got my little brother hooked on X-men.  We actually purchased the original printing of the "New X-men", read the crap out of them.  But, years and years later my brother sold the entire lot for a coupl'a hundred, so it wasn't a total waste.

Avengers was another one.

*sigh*

But the D.C. I was referring to is this.  The bloke who routinely stamped "classified" on ANYTHING coming out of his orifice office....


The sibling below me just blanched at the thought of the $$ wasted on a grocery list stamped "classified"....

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Actually it doesn't surprise me, I imagine that the he doesn't want the recipe to summon his father to be widely known.

TSBM knows that Satan would then be bothered with to many petty requests.

[Swatopluk]

Well, he was always more approachable than his uppity ex-employer.

She Shiblink beelau mee hash hish tongk in she rait plaish, unlaik she taipa ov shish.

[Sibling Chatty]

If you do, then you clean it up. ALL of it, including the slime trails.

The sibling below me is very particular about the slime trail as well.

[Pachyderm]

I most certainly am. Have you any idea how distressing it is, wandering along, minding your own business, idly hoovering up  discarded peanuts and the like through your trunk, to suddenly be confronted with a slime trail? It's like a sneeze, but in reverse....


TSBM will now grimace at the very thought.

[Swatopluk]

It's certainly not the effect of the lemon juice. I can be sure of that because there neither is nor was any around here for awhile.

The sibling below me thinks that lemon-seller is a wonderfully sounding word.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Actually it sounds more like a business model.

TSBM is wary of car salesmen.

[Swatopluk]

Especially in combination with: Would you trust this candidate, if he was a used car salesman?

The sibling below me is a professional subtitle translator.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Indeed, I am.

So long as the Movie is in English, and the subtitles also in English-- I'm you man.

Funny thing is-- I haven't had work in quite awhile....

The sibling below me also likes watching The Daily Show (which is currently on TV at the moment)

[pieces o nine]

As well as the Colbert Report, always in hopes of the WØRD.


The sibling below me is a member in good standing of the Colbert Nation.

[Swatopluk]

Oh Colbert Nation, my one and only home
Your's is the pride, in you I freely roam
While the weather's bad and the king quite mad
And the right-wing pundits foam
Oh Colbert Nation you are great
Excuse me, if I came too late

The sibling below me could think of a better anthem although actually being fond of mad kings.