The Sibling Below Me...

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Smart? Maybe.
Slim?
You'll tell me if I am an asshat though.

TSBM keeps his/her ass covered nonetheless.

[Griffin NoName]

Yep I have a hunky young man with a gun running along behind me whenever I venture out.

TsBM doesn't believe me.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Man with a gun? 

Naaah.  You're right-- I don't believe that.  What man would run with a gun?

The sibling  below me prefers penguins anyway.



Especially the ones that prefer kippin' on TV sets.

[Sibling Chatty]

There's probably an Opus in that description....

The Sibling Below Me has Issues about Tissues.

[Swatopluk]

Especially the mucous ones, even if no fungus takes it for a procreation session

TSBM is an ally of the blancmangers that want to win at Wimbledon

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

I suppose, except that I have zero clue what "blancmangers" means, and am waaay too lazy to google it.

I have a vague notion that "Wimbledon" has something to do with grass, some very high fencing around a short fence in the middle, and some fuzzy balls.   Oh, and a racket to beat the balls with.  Can't forget the racket.  Lots of running about, n'stuff.

I assiduously avoid running about, whenever I'm able.

The sibling below me knows all ABOUT assiduously avoiding things.

[Sibling Chatty]

Avoidance is my middle name. Lazy's my first, so I'm not REAL assiduous about it--too much energy.

(Blancmange is sorta...flan with no personality?? Translation is 'white dish' and it's a custard-blobby looking thing. There's a Python sketch about a giant blancmange that won the Wimbeldon. Rare feat for your basic invertebrate dessert.)

TSBM has rare feet as well...

[Swatopluk]

I prefer that to both raw or overcooked.
I usally wear this type of footwear(security boots):

http://img.westfalia.de/media/show_image.php?datei_id=15143&max_x=300&max_y=300
Unfortunately they set off metal detectors (newer models use kevlar instead of steel but I have to use up my storage of old models first.

TSBM has retractable claws

[pieces o nine]

Indeed. Which is why I find this type of shoe comfortable and convenient.



The sibling below me knows that cats walk on little fog feet...

Edit: link grammar corrected by Swato

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Well, most cats do.

One of my cats' middle name is "clumsy".   He is the very antithesis of sure-footed-- "cat-feet" do not apply.  But, he gets around.

My other cat has enough flab, that her tiny feet press down more forcibly than you'd expect, even though she DOES have "cat feet".   It's why I think she's not fond of jumping...

The sibling below me thinks dogs ought to be more cat-like, and cats could learn a thing or three from dogs.

[The Meromorph]

I do agree.
We have three dogs and two cats and hardwood floors.
The cats have no trouble, but the dogs trying to run is funny!
Cats have four wheel drive, Dogs have two wheel, rear wheel, drive and bald tires.

The sibling below me has bald hands.

[Griffin NoName]

Nope they are dressed with rings.

TsBM has a nose ring.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Mooooo!

Moo, [chomp] moo, moo

TSBM understands this post.

[Opsa]

Moo! I do.

The Sibling below me has retractible clowns. (That's how I read the previous post!  )

[Sibling Chatty]

ALWAYS retract clowns. Clowns will eat me...

TSbM isn't afraid of clowns, as their boss is one.